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Porn depicting sex between step-relatives set to be banned in the UK
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Kraven_the_Hunter lemmy.dbzer0.com Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-15
#52 · Quote Reply

Might have to edit out a few lines of dialog at the start, but that would improve it.

"What are you doing, Step PLUMBER"??

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kablez lemmy.world kablez@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-02
#53 · Quote Reply

And yet the bible, a filthy book full of smut about nudist couples, prostitutes and much worse and more, is just allowed everywhere.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#54 · Quote Reply

LOL... so 99% of porn titles.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#55 · Quote Reply

Maybe this will finally bring back scripted employment based scenarios. "Hello, I am here to fix your sink." "Oh, I looked on YouTube and it said the pipe needs to be replaced?" "Well, that's fine, I think I've got a pipe to insert right here." -bow chicka wow wowww-

old school...pizza delivery.

I never had anything like that happen when I delivered pizza.

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brynden_rivers_esq lemmy.ca brynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-02-24
#56 · Quote Reply

The scripts are always really depressing though. The girl applying for a job is desperate for money, and the guy just exploits her situation. Mostly stuff like that. It's never "I'm having a great day and the only thing that could make it better is some dick"

I hope that the world is listening to you. That sounds great.

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schnurrito Moderator schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-24
#57 · Quote Reply

LOL... so 99% of porn titles.

I don't think it's anywhere near 99%, but certainly a significant percentage.

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WalleyeWarrior midwest.social WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social
Joined: 2026-01-03
#58 · Quote Reply

Not British but it I'm pretty sure Labour is in power right now which should be centre-left but the party has sort of bait-and-switched everyone into a right wing party

Woah, I can't believe that the party the jumped head first into Iraq with the US turned out to be complete shit the next time they had power

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DarkFuture lemmy.world DarkFuture@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-06
#59 · Quote Reply

Why? It's not incest. And it's not real.

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Railcar8095 lemmy.world Railcar8095@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#60 · Quote Reply

On the one hand, I'm really not a fan of the endless "step-*" porn. On the other, a law banning it is pretty heavy handed.

The one person watching it for the plot

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Railcar8095 lemmy.world Railcar8095@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#61 · (edited) Quote Reply

Wait. Step relatives sex is legal, but it's depiction is not? What about step relatives relationships in non porn media? There was a very popular comedy years ago and this was one of the ongoing subplots.

Edit: it seems it might be illegal in the UK. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

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Railcar8095 lemmy.world Railcar8095@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#62 · Quote Reply

Peers agreed by a majority of one to ban videos and images depicting relationships that would not be allowed in real life. If they arent blood related stepsiblings then its not illegal is it? Strictly speaking even actual incest isnt illegal in most places if it doesnt lead to children or marriage. Still weird af of course, but not necessarily something that the government should get involved i...

Is it actually illegal to have children under incest? In the UK or Europe in general.

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Gathorall lemmy.world Gathorall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-13
#63 · Quote Reply

The scripts are always really depressing though. The girl applying for a job is desperate for money, and the guy just exploits her situation. Mostly stuff like that. It's never "I'm having a great day and the only thing that could make it better is some dick"

Enthusiastic consent is a worryingly rare turn-on to cater to.

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tlekiteki lemmy.dbzer0.com tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-09-22
#64 · Quote Reply

Ya know what? That kind of fantasy is often about exploiting the power dynamics of families to take advantage of a child. I will be thrilled to see less of it.

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unexposedhazard discuss.tchncs.de unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-01
#65 · Quote Reply

Is it actually illegal to have children under incest? In the UK or Europe in general.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_incest#World_map

Varies a lot in Europe as you can see from completely legal to prison sentence.

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RamenJunkie midwest.social RamenJunkie@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-01-24
#66 · Quote Reply

Maybe this will finally bring back scripted employment based scenarios. "Hello, I am here to fix your sink." "Oh, I looked on YouTube and it said the pipe needs to be replaced?" "Well, that's fine, I think I've got a pipe to insert right here." -bow chicka wow wowww-

This is the real plan.

No one wants to work anymore, how do we incentivise them? Better wages? Stop treating people like faceless cogs? I know, make porn suggesting people regularly get laid while working!

Plus, now that people are no longer convinced they will get laid for loafing around at home by their step family, they will want to go outside the house more!

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Marthirial lemmy.world Marthirial@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-01
#67 · Quote Reply

Brits only enjoy real incest between royals

That's the solution. Just call it nobility porn instead of step sister porn, oi.

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TwilitSky lemdro.id TwilitSky@lemdro.id
Joined: 2026-03-03
#68 · Quote Reply

I would pay money to pass this anti-creep law here.

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TwilitSky lemdro.id TwilitSky@lemdro.id
Joined: 2026-03-03
#69 · Quote Reply

We can get back to the classics like pizza delivery boys giving extra sauage, plumbers cleaning out pipes, and porn stars... fucking.

I liked the pause at the end like we basically forgot what they're there for.

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nocturne slrpnk.net nocturne@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-13
#70 · Quote Reply

mushrooms are gross, I propose we make a law banning them

As a fellow mushroom unenjoyer, I concur!

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brognak lemmy.dbzer0.com brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#71 · Quote Reply

I am still 100% convinced this whole trend was a self sustaining accident/idiocy.

There was probably an actual organic desire for this kind of content so it was made. Ime most of the content doesn't even try and make good on the title and it's just regular ass porn, so it ends up getting traction, cus porn. This leads to content creators making more of it since for the most part all you have to do is have like 2-3 throw away lines in the scene and a risque title so it's free to throw another genre label on there.

Now a feedback loop exists. More of the content is made because it gets bigger numbers so more content gets made.

All because it isn't really mutually exclusive with any other genre, you can slap it into basically anything for free and attract a wider audience. I suspect the actual amount of people searching for specifically incest-y content is really low n

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Kairos lemmy.today LodeMike@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-12-26
#72 · Quote Reply

Yeah we'd rather have people rape their step-siblings instead?

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Kairos lemmy.today LodeMike@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-12-26
#73 · Quote Reply

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You can say this about nearly any porn

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socsa piefed.social socsa@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-08-20
#74 · Quote Reply

Starmer's fetish is apparently punching himself in the dick

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Aceticon lemmy.dbzer0.com Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#75 · Quote Reply

What kind of nanny state are they running in the UK now? Just surrender your freedom guys. It doesn"t end here.

The UK is somewhere in between most of Europe and the US when it comes to moralism.

In most of Continental Europe "if you're not harming anybody, we don't care", but Britain's period of increasing moral openness just lasted 3 decades with only enough steam to make same sex marriage legal, and then stopped and turned weirdly transphobic. Further, the moralistic vein of their society never really stopped, it's just that for some limited domains (pretty much just homosexuality) it's unfashionable for the middle class to be openly moralistic, but just about any other sexual behavior which isn't common will get criticized even in newspapers, often by the very upper middle class people who call themselves "liberal" because they're non-judgemental about homosexuality.

Having live in Britain as well as in Northern and Southern Europe, British society stands out for be more judgemental, prejudiced and moralistic that even Southern Europe (which far less moralistic today than 4 decades ago and unlike Britain isn't ultra selective about the things it's non-judgemental about).

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Aceticon lemmy.dbzer0.com Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#76 · Quote Reply

They screwed the pooch pretty hard with Brexit, seems like they would have turned left. But, I'm American, so we're in a worse boat, and I can't talk.

I lived in Britain during the period leading to and after the Leave Referendum and, IMHO, Brexit was the consequence of amongst other things a very strong strain of prejudice and delusions of grandeur in British (especially English) society, rather than the cause.

The ill adjusted to the XXI century society and power structures were what caused Brexit, not the other way around.

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apotheotic (she/her) beehaw.org apotheotic@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#77 · Quote Reply

Most teenagers watch porn, and "barely legal" porn is made mostly for them and their fantasies.

I don't think that's the whole story, but without hard data there's not much point diving further

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Nastybutler lemmy.world Nastybutler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
#78 · Quote Reply

Step sibling is gross. The step parent stuff is really really gross

And school busses are more orange than yellow

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I Cast Fist programming.dev ICastFist@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-22
#79 · Quote Reply

Alternative title: Step-government won't stop railing its step-subjects until morale improves

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Phoenixz lemmy.ca phoenixz@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-10
#80 · Quote Reply

Unpopular opinion:

It's porn, it's escapist fantasy and like most porn, it touches on fringes. There is LOADS of popular porn out there that can only best be described as "rapey" and a lot of people (women included) are into it.

FFS, everyone and their mother knows incest is bad, we all know rape is bad and I honestly don't believe that anyone would watch an incest video and suddenly think "well I have a son/daughter too!"

It's a fantasy and with all fantasies, some like it, some don't. As long as fantasies stay fantasies , can we please just let people be human beings? Can we please stop being the thought police?

The teacher and student? Very illegal in the real world, that's why we have porn! The "I'm stuck under the bed!" porn is rape porn, hell, most porn can technically be explained as rape, and we all watch it.

The problem here is that anytime anyone speaks up, its immediately "oh so you like to rape your daughter!". No I don't, I just think that we should leave people be people and we should not censor all thoughts as certain people are trying to do here. I think people should be allowed to have sex fantasies in their heads about anyone, as long as those remain there.

Most people have no problem with this staying in their heads and I don't think we should outlaw porn just because rape happens in the real world, when porn is not the cause.

Do not think for a second that it will stop with this, they're just starting here because it's an easy target. Soon it will be "oh so you're one of those rapists that likes porn, huh?" and then all porn will be banned.

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「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed) sh.itjust.works DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-23
#81 · Quote Reply

Welcome to the People's Republic of Britain

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DancingBear midwest.social DancingBear@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-03-03
#82 · (edited) Quote Reply

That's the solution. Just call it nobility porn instead of step sister porn, oi.

This would actually be really funny. Make it historically accurate fiction.

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DancingBear midwest.social DancingBear@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-03-03
#83 · Quote Reply

Cousin porn was always hotter anyways 🤷‍♂️

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ILikeBoobies lemmy.ca ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-14
#84 · Quote Reply

On one hand I support this to make porn more accessible to me. On the other hand it seems like a joke of a headline for the government to even care.

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PapaStevesy lemmy.world PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-18
#85 · Quote Reply

Step sibling is gross. The step parent stuff is really really gross

So are beauty pagents and modern country music, doesn't mean banning them is somehow not a massive waste of time, resources, and taxpayer money.

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#86 · Quote Reply

What about porn about running from home to your auntie's house but they got a house rule, you gotta be naked the entire time. And well, you know you're welcome to shower with your uncle and play with his dong when he's working on the laptop on the couch. C'mon help yourself!

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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
#87 · Quote Reply

What about the other 2%?

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Alwaysnownevernotme lemmy.world Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-13
#88 · Quote Reply

This would actually be really funny. Make it historically accurate fiction.

Now this is the kind of revenge porn I can really get behind!

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NotMyOldRedditName lemmy.world NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-24
#89 · (edited) Quote Reply

Unpopular opinion: It's porn, it's escapist fantasy and like most porn, it touches on fringes. There is LOADS of popular porn out there that can only best be described as "rapey" and a lot of people (women included) are into it. FFS, everyone and their mother knows incest is bad, we all know rape is bad and I honestly don't believe that anyone would watch an incest video and suddenly think "wel...

Is a teacher/student thing actually illegal if they're out of high-school and are adults? Like sure it'll get them fired, but illegal?

edit: And yes I am sure there are depictions of situations where it would be in porn, i was just curious if it was even an issue beyond that.

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chonglibloodsport lemmy.world chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#90 · Quote Reply

Step sibling is gross. The step parent stuff is really really gross

It’s not real. They just put whatever title they think makes the best clickbait. Just like anything else.

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hayvan lemmy.dbzer0.com hayvan@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-28
#91 · Quote Reply

Cousin porn was always hotter anyways 🤷‍♂️

hear hear

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
#92 · Quote Reply

And yet the bible, a filthy book full of smut about nudist couples, prostitutes and much worse and more, is just allowed everywhere.

Lot and his daughters. All that needs to be said.

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ZILtoid1991 lemmy.world ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-16
#93 · Quote Reply

The TERF-Island shows it once again, that TERFs aren't the "fun loving feminists" culture warriors wanted you to believe...

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DragonTypeWyvern midwest.social DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-05-23
#94 · Quote Reply

As a fellow mushroom unenjoyer, I concur!

First they came for the mushroom enjoyers

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lad programming.dev sukhmel@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-03
#95 · Quote Reply

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_incest#World_map Varies a lot in Europe as you can see from completely legal to prison sentence.

I like the ‘Illegal only if it provokes public scandal’ category, it just has something to it

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GeeDubHayduke lemmy.dbzer0.com GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#96 · (edited) Quote Reply

What about porn about running from home to your auntie's house but they got a house rule, you gotta be naked the entire time. And well, you know you're welcome to shower with your uncle and play with his dong when he's working on the laptop on the couch. C'mon help yourself!

I remember that Adam Sandler sketch! "You've got a hog! Smack it around for Mama!"

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#97 · Quote Reply

I remember that Adam Sandler sketch! "You've got a hog! Smack it around for Mama!"

What cocknballs are you talking about?

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GeeDubHayduke lemmy.dbzer0.com GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#98 · Quote Reply

What cocknballs are you talking about?

Mama loves your fat wang. Go ahead and give those massive balls a jiggle.

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#99 · Quote Reply

Mama loves your fat wang. Go ahead and give those massive balls a jiggle.

I used to play that and other shows loudly in the house. It was hilarious. But I got kids. LOL.

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GeeDubHayduke lemmy.dbzer0.com GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-06
#100 · Quote Reply

I used to play that and other shows loudly in the house. It was hilarious. But I got kids. LOL.

It's now your responsibility to "introduce" your kids' friends to the classics. But only at a medium pace.

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captainlezbian lemmy.world captainlezbian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#101 · Quote Reply

First they came for the mushroom enjoyers

I always knew they'd come for me early, but not like this

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