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Found the waffle stomper.

Never trust anyone who doesn't pee in the shower!

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain't stupid

I know it's a running gag on the internet but I unironically think there's someone who actually does this

I only pee in other people's showers.

Maybe he shat in the shower after you?

Only when their bathroom window is open

Yes, it saves water

You know this was the line our sex ed teacher gave us in 5th grade.

Except about masturbation.

when the water isn't on.

Gotta set the tone.

Whole body bidet.

It’s used in all types of settings.. Race car drivers say there are two types of drivers those that pee in the car and those that lie about it..

There are two kinds of people.

Those that pee in the shower, and liars.

Yeah (though not often)

Of course I do. The only reason not to is if you are showering with someone else.

A friend in college got in a huge fight with his girlfriend when he peed on her feet in the shower.