I sometimes wonder how many children Kenji has been indirectly responsible for creating. Must be in the thousands by now.

It's definitely got that faded Instagram filter look

ha! i didn't realize what i was implying. yeah, no kids.

we've got the 14 and the 12 skillets, a 6 quart dutch oven and a large ramekin (we call it the artichoke dish dip because that is the only thing i make in it)

food is my love language, so cooking with my wife is one of my favorite things

i mean i'm only half joking i'm kinda pagan so

As midlife crisis hobbies go that's a pretty good one. I wish my dad had built a pizza oven when I was a teenager. I'd suggest that her stupid makeup was ruining her brain but honestly a teenager is dumb anyway so...

Source: I was a dumb teenager once too.

I would be fine with this

Howdy,
In case you are asking out of genuine curiosity, yes! That can be a real problem for two reasons that immediately come to mind. Firstly, the average vagina is only as deep as the average penis, so a penis that is too long can cause pain durring thrusting for both parties. This is less of an issue with anuses since they do not strictly have an end. There is still such a thing as too deep though, medically. Girth can similarly be an issue since vaginas and anuses are stretchy, but only to a point. Secondly, humans do not have a bone in the penis to help it stay up. They rely almost exclusively on blood pressure. If the penis is too big, it can be very difficult to get an erection, once again making it a problem for all involved sexual parties.
Cheers!

Nah it’s just getting hot because it’s like 800 degrees man.

Even at 1000 degrees a properly insulated pizza oven shouldn't be getting much north of 140 degrees.

And sitting on an unfamiliar toilet can be fraught with peril as you may be graced with a kiss from Poseidon.

That’s fair. I’m trying to read it as god damn awesome, and I can see how it could possibly be read that way too

yeah you can hit her Cervix. And thats not a good feeling for her.

Not with Granny Boyle's starter dough

But you just said it was a thousand degrees.

Oh honey.

You can almost hear the accent through the picture

Nahhh. It's easier than making a baguette.

I don't remember, I'd just put some raw bacon in there on a rack and eat when it was cooked and smokey

Was your dad a drag queen during his midlife crisis?

Ok now I want to know...

Nah, but he did build a bar in the basement. Which is weird because he almost never drinks. He just likes having a bar.