https://news.sky.com/story/the-solution-to-long-distance-relationships-a-virtual-kissing-machine-12822054

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

Remember to wash it regularly after "kissing"

Big Bang Theory should get a cut of this, looks almost like the one Howard made

Everything needs to be online these days - you used to be able to hire a person, kiss them however you wanted to kiss your SO, & they would deliver that kiss exactly alike to your SO.

It's this a thing? Hmmm.

Either that or my local past office really really likes me.

This will be (read: has already been) used by someone to give themselves head

In a town in which I used to live, the post office is now a gynecologist's office. However, because history features heavily in that town's history, historic buildings are heavily preserved there, so the medical facility still appears, at least externally, to be a post office.

A friend of mine claims that he once went there and asked to "put something in a slot," only to be rudely turned away. Given the phrasing, I'm pretty sure he was joking.

Like Marilyn Manson?

With less rib removal

This feels like at least 2 decades old. Any more precise estimates?

I bet there will be suck and fuck robots for soldiers oneday... if they are not already doing it with themselves.