Your wifi probably isn't even down. Most of the time its your ISP and you just don't know the difference between WiFi and internet.

My boss never gets me a hamster when I'm down.

At least it's giving me job security. I'm a middle age geek that worked low level IT most of my life, thinking the younger generations would know how computers work and be able to fix small issues on their own. Hah.

I even have a plan when there are power outages. The hard drive that contains most of the media I collected over the years is external. In case of power outage I can power it with a power bank and a USB-C PD to 12v adapter.

But this probably reads like wizardry for people that equate wifi to internet.

Try being as important as wifi

At least they mention wifi.

Too many times they just say "my computer does not work". And then you have to pull the actual problem out of them. It is like they don't want it to be fixed.

Most importantly is the timing of the bell tolls. Once before drawing the circle and placing the candles, Twice as you are placing the sacrifice, and thrice while singing praise to the tech God.

That's another thing entirely. I don't know if alive people can even use it.

Fuck. I've been using one with an M.D. No wonder it wasn't working.