Unironically is an anagram of unicornially.

I seriously think this is it. One of my childhood friends went full maga, but there were signs early. I remember how performative he was about his hate for sour cream and mayo, because of the similar hue to ejaculate. Dude legit feigned gagging one time at Taco Bell. He could've had a career as an actor if only it wasn't woke.

I got some clearance rainbow shoelaces shopping with my elderly aunt one time and she was like "people are going to think you're gay." And my legit reaction was "so?" Things that literally make no difference to me in my day to day life. Meanwhile you're saying straight dudes can't enjoy :: checks my notes:: fucking colors? Yeah fuck all the way off with that. Imma eat and wear whatever the fuck I want.

gay water🏳️‍🌈

When a guy is trying way too hard to constantly prove he's not gay, he's covering.

Anyone who says that being gay is a choice is gay. I can only use myself as an example. I'm not gay and it wasn't a choice.

This might be one of the realest shit I've read, to date, about the debate.

Its the chemicals in the water /s

Exactly. If you are making a choice between straight or gay, then you are gay, because a straight person NEVER questions it. They're just straight.

I remember the first time I heard about it as a choice, and I was confused. I assumed that all people felt the same as me, they just like who they like, and don't question it. But if some people feel they have to make a choice, that means they feel gay, but are making the choice to ignore/suppress it, and live straight.

I really feel bad for those lost people. Embrace your Self.

Try explaining to a Christian fundamentalist that if gays have to be executed so do unfaithful spouses

Alcohol is haram but the Pride flag is too much? Pal, when you're five shots in your sexuality is the least of your worries.

Yes, but I do know a lot of people like this personally.

You go tell them that lmao

/r/thatsthejoke

Ooh I actually have a cool example about last "shariah is just a law" part.

Islam is very much flexible in topic of health and you are allowed to use haram items like pork or alcohol products in medicine if no other options available.

Here is the cool part, even tho culturally there is still a lot of pushback and problems, gender dysphoria still falls under "health" and therefore treatments are protected under shariah.

Hence wikipedia articles like Transgender Rights in Iran have very surprising starts.

There's differece of opinion with alcohol. One school of jurisprudence goes by the ruling that it's the fermentation part that makes it haram, so synthetically made ethanol in a lab isn't haram if it's not used in levels that intoxicate, whereas another school says it's the actual intoxicating property of the chemical that's haram so you can't use it unless it's for necessary medical reasons and there's no alternative. I don't know what the other two schools say.

I thought Muslim people weren't supposed to drink.

That's the joke/criticism

I wonder if rainbows on your beer would keep the Baptists out…

I mean we have a word for people who are able to comfortably choose between men and women. It's bi and it's a dick move to ask them to choose one gender to date.

And the ones that use the 8 color rainbow are saying that they don't want any misunderstandings

The priorities here are doing a full 180 in real time 😭

Looks like Thai letters on the tags

*c/

Pigs are genetically really close to humans, so there's a lot of nasty stuff that can infect pigs that are transferable to humans. Probably way more cases of people getting parasites or diseases from pork than other protein sources in times past.

I never suggested that, or anything about Bis. I was just addressing the desperately closeted gays that try to hide it with homophobia.

Sorry if my tone came off hostile, meant it as an expansion in good tone

fair enough, not sure we have a community for that or not 🤔

EDIT: a quick search reveals there is no such community at least that my instance has access to 👍

S'cool.