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‘GRAY HAIR’ [OC]
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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Josh is sitting on a bench with his old father in the garden of the nursery home. Father: I FOUND A GRAY HAIR THIS MORNING. Josh: DAD, YOU’RE 87 AND HAVE BEEN BALD FOR DECADES. Father: NO, LOOK. The father holds up a curly gray hair between his fingers. Father: STUCK IN MY DENTURES. At that exact moment an elderly lady passes by in a wheelchair, that’s being pushed by a nurse. The old woman and the father exchange a naughty wink and give each other a thumbs up. Josh connects the dots and is appalled. Josh: GAAAH! DAD! COULD YOU HAVE AT LEAST WAITED UNTIL MOM HAD BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE FIVE OR TEN YEARS OR WHATEVER?!? OR WAITED FOR ME TO BE DEAD, I DON’T KNOW.

I imagine them making louder creaking noises than the bed frame. 😏
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JohnnyEnzyme piefed.social JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
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Hahaha...
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