Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that's actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!

Arch is kinda more like looking at a catalogue of parts.

Endevour is the same catalogue of parts, but with a flier inserted with a "recommmended loadout" where you can just check some boxes and get whatever it was you wanted, but the doors there to sawzall the trunk off and attach a cargo box if you want.

I can't remember the name of it, but there's one type of inexpensive small truck that I see people wishing for in the US constantly. Very utilitarian and barebones function over form. That would be a good fit.

Gentoo is just a pile of steel and aluminum beams, a few drums of oil, a cow, and a note that reads "Good luck."

Kei Truck

Linux From Scratch

That's the one!

Nah NixOS is a picture of a factory automatically making cars

1995 Toyota Hilux

That's actually a realy good comparison!

Is that not LFS?

All i see is a technical waiting to be born.

That fits the vibe of Debian very well!

More exactly, the typewriter used to send commands to the car factory. Steampunk style

J.R. 'BoB' Dobbs uses Slackware:

Tho' sometimes he'll drive:

My question is why the archlinux oci image is so massive. Isn't arch support to be minimal

Fedora

Proxmox?

Which would make this ESXI?

Especially since it's on its way out.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a technical, is in fact, GNU/Technical, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Technical.

Does LFS mean you start assembling a car from big bang?

You confused fedora with RHEL (before 6)

Ehhh, I think Debian should be like a 10-15 year old civic or something. You know an "ol' reliable" type. It isn't up to date and it's not flashy, but it works and it works well.

Mint would probably be like a 2 year older version but with a fresh coat of paint and a lifted suspension.

And it is amazing btw!

That's lfs.
Gentoo is a kit car like the Blakley Bearcat.

Edit: I'm gonna go read Gary Paulsen books now

the finnish origins of both makes it extra good

No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.

It's a type of kei car - a kei truck

These kinds of trucks are called kei trucks.

but I already have an ebike, I don't need a car

No, I'm just old 😢

Or maybe yes, I'm just old idk 😭

3D printing cars.

BedrockLinux?

devuan

Alpine?

What’s Ubuntu? A Tesla?

gentoo is just a bunch of metal

"I want to change the radio station, get me a new car!"

If you're not compiling your own kernel are you really running Arch?

???

Or probably more accurately one of these BYOVs:

Please...

I think you do not know what BedrockLinux is.

Best episode they ever did.

Agreed

Why is kali always in these memes? Does anyone actually use it?