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ThunderComplex lemmy.today ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-08
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3 TV news panels. First one reads "Today, we're excited to announce that the merger between Piss Entertainment Network and Information Society has been finalized", the first news ticket reads " ILL NOT TRANSFER AFTER THE MERGE +++ APPARAT"; second panel reads: "In other news, since last week 32 young women have gone missing under mysterious circumstances. Investigators found a strange advertisement had been playing on each of their apparatuses.". second ticker reads: "PLUMMET +++ JIZZYFY ANNOUNCES RAISE IN CUM T". third panel reads: "The police urge anyone who encounters an ad on their apparatus, which consists only of a black background and the text "Look", to immediately destroy and discard their apparatus without hesitation". third ticker reads: "+ DANGEROUS ADVERTISEMENT INVESTIGATION UN"
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rbos lemmy.ca rbos@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Take your amnestics immediately D::

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qrstuv Moderator qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Thank you for creating content!

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linuxguy piefed.ca linuxguy@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-03
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The clipping! Do I need to destroy my apparatus or not?!

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ThunderComplex lemmy.today ThunderComplex@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-08
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The clipping! Do I need to destroy my apparatus or not?!

Better safe than sorry

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cathfish lemmy.world cathfish@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-28
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Thank you for creating content!

(Destroy your mobilek. it's the only solution. Beware of beige computer)

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