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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
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JJ pulls up to Lazarus's house to the surprise of Mary. She asks what he's doing here, to which he replies that he's going home soon so he wants to engage with some content one last time before he leaves. He enters the house, meets Lazarus, plugs an upvote stick into the computer, and engages with content.

Based on a content by @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

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qrstuv Moderator qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#2 · Quote Reply

Thank you for creating convertible content!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#3 · Quote Reply

Thank you for creating convertible content!

What if you wanted to go to heaven but JJ said "publish Hank #6"?

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qrstuv Moderator qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#4 · Quote Reply

What if you wanted to go to heaven but JJ said "publish Hank #6"?

I want to go to Burger King!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#5 · Quote Reply

I want to go to Burger King!

What if you wanted to go to Burger King but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

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qrstuv Moderator qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
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#6 · Quote Reply

What if you wanted to go to Burger King but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

I want to go to french fry heaven!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
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#7 · Quote Reply

I want to go to french fry heaven!

For all x in the set of fast food restaurants, what if you wanted to go to x but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

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qrstuv Moderator qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
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#8 · Quote Reply

For all x in the set of fast food restaurants, what if you wanted to go to x but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

I want to go to Burger King!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#9 · Quote Reply

I want to go to Burger King!

Is Burger King not a fast food restaurant?

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qrstuv Moderator qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org
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#10 · Quote Reply

Is Burger King not a fast food restaurant?

And that's where I want to go!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#11 · Quote Reply

And that's where I want to go!

Well you'll need to publish Hank #6 first otherwise JJ won't let you go! Trust me bro, he sent an angle to tell me that in my dream last night.

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notptr lemmy.sdf.org notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-06
#12 · Quote Reply

Thank you for pmjv content

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cathfish lemmy.world cathfish@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-28
#13 · Quote Reply

Thank you for creating the ULTIMATE engagement content!

Wow! That's such a revelation that the ULTIMATE engagement is... Content!!! (Insert mind blown emoji here in your mind)

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pmjv lemmy.sdf.org pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-21
#14 · Quote Reply

Thank you for creating content! It will be over soon!

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hzl piefed.blahaj.zone hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-09-20
#15 · Quote Reply

Hehe i love content

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linuxguy piefed.ca linuxguy@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-03-03
#16 · Quote Reply

The sun just thrown in there 😂

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pmjv lemmy.sdf.org pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-21
#17 · Quote Reply

The sun just thrown in there 😂

that's a react emoji!

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Ceruleum lemmy.wtf Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-02-04
#18 · Quote Reply

So much to be contented with.

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Zwrt lemmy.sdf.org Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2025-02-28
#19 · Quote Reply

Thank you for “Could have fooled me!” content!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#20 · Quote Reply

Hehe i love content

No way! Me too!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#21 · Quote Reply

Thank you for creating content! It will be over soon!

What do we do after?

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#22 · Quote Reply

Thank you for pmjv content

If a content is upworthy, a creator is not only right to remix it, they are fully obligated to do so.

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#23 · Quote Reply

So much to be contented with.

Yeah!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#24 · Quote Reply

Thank you for “Could have fooled me!” content!

I'm not fooling anyone!

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#25 · Quote Reply

Thank you for creating the ULTIMATE engagement content! Wow! That's such a revelation that the ULTIMATE engagement is... Content!!! (Insert mind blown emoji here in your mind)

I don't want to put a mind blown emoji in my mind, because then the idea of a mind blown emoji in my mind will be in your mind and that will cause a chain reaction and it'll just be a big mess.

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pmjv lemmy.sdf.org pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-21
#26 · Quote Reply

What do we do after?

I don't know yet! Wander aimlessly?

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pieguy lemmy.sdf.org pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-08
#27 · Quote Reply

I don't know yet! Wander aimlessly?

I was already doing that!

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pmjv lemmy.sdf.org pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-21
#28 · Quote Reply

I was already doing that!

Sweet!

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cathfish lemmy.world cathfish@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-28
#29 · Quote Reply

I don't want to put a mind blown emoji in my mind, because then the idea of a mind blown emoji in my mind will be in your mind and that will cause a chain reaction and it'll just be a big mess.

Wise decision

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