Jedward, One Direction and JUsTCViB'FBER

If someone had the funds for it, this could be remade into a lovely home with a lovely garden. There is potential there... but holy shit the amount of renovation that needs to be done before a real human can move in is exhausting.

Someone told the owner they had a mental health problem but they were in denial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjFs9CPGhts&list=RDqjFs9CPGhts&start_radio=1

And that weird place was a stencil store.

It’s a house they can’t go to the gym. Honestly not sure why you’re body shaming a house.

Nah, look at the landscaping in the backyard + loose/random tiling in the bathrooms. I'd be worried about mold.

Wouldn't be terrible if you're living with someone else. Actually kinda nice having separate use case.

I did not expect Jedward.

No-one expects Jedward.

Why does the toilet need to be with the shower? Some sort of kink?

It doesn't need to be with the shower.

But I noticed you didn't question why it needs to be with the sink.

That's what option 2 would be for: a half-bath downstairs, and a full bath upstairs.

I wish my toilets were separate. It's stupid to have the toilet next to where you brush your teeth.

Do us all a favor and never make a house layout again.

My first house was a bank repo. The previously owner was an investor who bought it at peak price in the 2006 housing and then got renters into the place. The rentors were reportedly severe alcoholics from the neighbors. Beer and wine stains on all the carpets. They had also left something on the stove that caught the microwave on fire there was smoke damage in the kitchen and laundry room.

When the housing market crashed the owner let the bank repo it and evict the tenants. It then was on the market for over a year until we offered 20% below asking price (70% less than the house sold in 2006.

I then worked my ass off for a year to get the place up to shape. All new flooring everywhere. New paint everywhere. I also redid all of the landscaping as it was mostly dead. After a year it was the loveliest home in the neighborhood.

That's really cool, and you clearly did well. But I can also see how your situation was a little different in that most people don't have the ability or inclination to do that kind of work themselves. I looked at a lot of fixer-uppers, and they really only make sense if you're doing the work yourself. They're usually priced low by about the amount to have that work done, otherwise the owners would just do it and charge more.

It'll be bought by a "property investor" who will gut it, put in new bathroom and kitchen, redecorate in shades of grey, then resell it for a serious profit. They might clear the back yard and put down turf as well. It'll all take a couple of months unless there's something seriously wrong, eg rotten roof.

Jeez, you didn't have to be mean about it, Mr. I-want-to-walk-through-the-kitchen-after-pooping-before-I-wash-my-hands!

I think the lock is on the outside of the bathroom door too, which really adds to the scene.

I'm not saying I'd offer without checking it out first. I'm just saying it would be worth checking out

Just put it in a room next door to the sink/shower

I think this is a great place for someone into:

• Egypt
• Drugs
• Twilight

I’ve never seen a mentally ill building before.

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