cat owners know this

Everyone has one and many of them stink.

Don’t let them get your Goatse.

WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!

;-)

Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️‍🌈

But what will you do once you've taught them all the errors of their ways, and there's nothing left to correct?

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.

Hehe

Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them... Up.

I heard it as: everyone has one, and they all stink

I CANNOT imagine a world that isn't full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.

I don't feel I'm some super genius. I'm just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.

But instead, I'm somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years....

.......just as the machine wants it.

You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?

Way older aphorism than the internet.

Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.

Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.

They're like hearts too, in that case. See, they don't have to be negatively framed, lol.

Let my show you my bud hole

It's where me and my buddies hang out

Yes. I thought about it in the shower, thus shower thought

Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.

Some people are bigger opinions than others!

Basically all of them except for mine

Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?

And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.

Table for Kruger, Dunning-Kruger?

You're all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you'd poke it. You can't not. It's a base mammalian instinct.

and everyone is on the internet looking for some.

speak for yourself. I like the tight feel.