With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though

Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.

But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?

To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.

I'm definitely tied for last place unless theres some blindness along the way...

By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline

🤯

I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.

Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?

I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.

Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.

ceenote might be saying that OP's dad watches more porn than OP.

Really hoping this isn't a joke about your mom...

Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.

It's about quality, noy quantity

Oh sheeeeee

No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.

Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.

In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

Yes but also probably not a ton outside relatively small tribes so might still be low numbers

So you two are father and son! So cute!

I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. it could be a lot worse than death by titties

In fairness, your mom's so fat it's difficult not to touch her

My body count is well over twenty, but nothing in the past eight years, by choice. I'm 60.

I'm not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.

I do wonder about my virgin adult son, though. Not that I'd ever ask, it's his business, not mine. Also, none of this matters at all. Not seeing pictures of nude women, not having sex. It's just a nice aside to living life, not important.

Poor gynecologists…

I unfortunately watched porn too, and I regret every second I wasted watching porn.
Supported sex trafficking without even knowing, and ruined my life with it.

Not proud of what I did, I am disgusted.

Or some ultra-Christian middle age stuff against nudity even in the bedroom

Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn't seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.

Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation... rip.

We're about to have some quality quantum-titties in the future.

Your parents:

I'm not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.

I think that's a very healthy number. I'm 53 and I had a very self-destructive first half (+) of my life. I stopped counting very deep into the triple digits and if you told me that I hit four digits, I would not be shocked. I have only been with two people I have loved or cared for and, in my opinion, that's the only number that matters.

IMHO, our generation had a fucked up relationship with sex.

well digital pix of them anyway

I live in a naturist resort, (nudist colony) so I still win, probably.

Should have been a gynecologist.
30 min appointments.
40 hr weeks.
80 vaginas per week.
4160 vaginas per year.
Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year?
20 year career.
61,000 vaginas.

Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.

I can confirm that I've defied the curse then! 😅

800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.

Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.

It's a good time to be alive.

As a working artist, can confirm.

Seeing nude people for work is less fun.

Some of them will be from healthy, slim 20 year old girls, but some will be from the opposite end of the spectrum 😐

Probably close to 0%. Theres a fuckton

Or speculum, you could say

That's why I only jerk off to hentai tentacles porn.
My conscience is immaculate, god itself will welcome me into heaven. I am ready.

The internet isn't for porn?? Oh no

I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.

Down syndrome people would love this trick

Blue waffles are a lot more common than you might assume