Am I suddenly attracted to Belle?

EDIT: I just realized she might be intended to be 17. 😬

Wait, there is an audio book version of this?

Preferably one narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

I'm not googling this. Is this satire?

Randomly specifying name-brand orange juice lmao

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And why do you seemingly hate punctuation? I can only think you consciously ignored it to fuel some sort of masochism, it's so bad nothing else makes sense.

Regardless of the age the character is (they're imaginary, so they don't have an age) they're drawn like an adult woman. Looking at a picture of her, she could be supposed to be anywhere from like maybe 14, on the low end, to like late 40s, or maybe even older. However old they need to be for them to draw wrinkles on them. I think you're fine. For fucks sake, we're fine with people being attracted to the rabbit in Zootopia, so it's better than that.

Such a sad ending when the Beast transforms into a prince and Belle is trying to pretend like she's not completely gutted. Who the fuck even is this dude? That's not what she signed up for and we all know it.

I'll settle for Jason Alexander.

Reminder: Belle didn’t know he was going to transform into a human. She was fully prepared to bang him as-is.