Would only be fair (and American) to Sue him for it.

Who is Major Major?

There was a golfer at Augusta national and her first name was Asterisk.

I wonder if their other children are named comma, semi colon, or parentheses?

Maybe Obelix and Idefix?

I'm a huge fan of your scoring system!

Obelisk and Getaflix

Unless you have a super common last name, then just don't name your kids shit like Mike and John. I have friends in that position and while it's character building to have the same first name as someone in your class, it's really inconvenient to have the same first and last as someone in your class.

I mean, I've met girls called "Chastity" which is weird as fuck if you think about it for half a second.

When they're older, doesn't erase years of bullshit suffered from being the proverbial boy named Sue.

It's naming them for a supposed 'virtue' it may be hoped they possess.

Same deal as naming girls Grace, Charity, Faith etc. All are 'virtue' names.

I personally dislike it, but it's pretty well-established.

Hot take for Zambia and parts of Zim and Namibia. Names there are wild. Things you see, aspirations, etc. Even other African counties find it hilarious.

https://www.legit.ng/1097767-see-hilarious-names-zambian-namibian-parents-give-children-photos.html

I've personally met people named Nevers, as in short for "Never Again" having a baby. Also, Fuckson is a popular one. Even written in news.

https://www.lusakatimes.com/2025/01/05/16-stolen-animals-smuggled-from-nyimba-to-lusaka-seven-suspects-arrested/

Trevor Noah had old stand up about it.

Ding dong Dear Strong Bad,

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

These haters are idiots.

I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot.

Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation.

My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!

My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.

Yeah I get the trend but naming your kids "doesn't fuck" is just weird

Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie

My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s.

Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime.

And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range.

Same here. My wife and I also picked traditional timeless names that we both liked and know they will never get made fun of for them

Idk about children, but a character in La saga/fuga de J.B. (Torrente Ballester book from the early 70's) is called Don Asterisco.

All these parents should be catapulted into the sea. I don't know what you're talking about.

Crapfully yours,

dumples

There was an article about I believe a Nigerian researcher who had a record number of retractions due to misinformation on his articles. His name was Hitler Louis and his partner's name was Honest Benjamin lmao

Whisky Jones is a bad ass name though. That's either a porn star or a treasure hunter and I'm good either way

Just in case anyone hadn't heard this one before: Abcde is pronounced "Absidy", which is more of a real name.

Tell that to Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.

So if a Turkish family tries to name their kid Helmut that's not allowed?

To be fair, Marijuana is an actual name, it's not what weed was always called, and it was often used as the preferred name by the US government because they wanted to characterize it as a Mexican racial trait.

Rise of the Leighs and Dens

Whiskey Jones has a black belt and spent a little time as a stuntman back in the early 2ks.

He prefers beer these days.

C G N!

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It’s not like there’s a naming authority.

Not sure if I'm getting whooshed but some places absolutely do have this

some nations do, Iceland springs to mind for example and I am sure there are others

Peruvians take this to another level. There's a professional soccer player named Osama Vinladen, and his brother is Sadam Huseín

There's a town mayor election where the candidate Lenin lost to...eventual winner named after THAT Austrian artist

morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either.

if they were a midwestern parent, they think it would be clever by disgusing it as mary-jana.

the parent who named was trying to say it that way to trigger people, shes full of it.

Utah moms need to remember. One day, Brightlynn, Ayngylle, and Keighleigh will be 90 year old patients, playing gin rummy in a nursing home.

siadareal musk, TECHNO MECHNIUS, slider are just the notable ones.

crystal methany, crystal methvin are names of 2 people who got in trouble for METH.

Innocent Benjamin

https://retractionwatch.com/2026/02/24/chemist-hitler-louis-nigeria-retractions-image-duplication-self-citation/

And yeah, Hitler isn't an uncommon name in Africa. So is Elvis. They're names everyone knows, from famous people.

No, I think that would be allowed as well.

I'm going to name my kid "Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn" or

"Sir™ O'Mc'De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx "The Wyn" II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)"

You know what, the name should have everything:

His Most Sovereign Imperial Celestial Omnipotent Sir™ The 1st Foremost Supreme Eternal O'Mc'De La Von Der Du Al-El-Saint-Arch-Khayzeigh-Braxxxtyn-Wrayffholleigh-Zyvdaxtholleigh "The Wyn" "Little Braxx" "Daddy's Champion" "Mummy's Miracle" "The Prophecised One" "He Who Was Foretold In The Zaydenshire Scrolls" "Destroyer Of Passport Printers" "Boo Bear" "KHAYZY" "That Kid From The Viral Video" "Why" aka @KhayzeighOfficialReal @KhayzeighOfficial2 @TheRealKhayzeigh @KhayzeighUnverified @KhayzeighFanAccount @KhayzeighHaterAccount @KhayzeighIsOverParty #NotTheOtherKhayzeigh #Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn® #JusticeForBraxx #KhayzeighIsInnocent #FreeBraxx #KhayzeighDidNothingWrong #Braxx4President #NeverForgetBraxxxtyn fka BRAXX 2.0 fka Braxxton fka "That Baby" fka "The Incident" fka "Unnamed Child Hospital Form 7B" fka "Please God No" fka "The thing that happened in Zaydenshire" fka "Exhibit A" fka [REDACTED BY KHAYZCORP LEGAL] Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. MD. DDS. MBA. JD. LLM. CPA. CFA. CISSP. CCNA. 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Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS.