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Hofmaimaier feddit.org NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org
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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#2 · Quote Reply

You’re not jerking off in your room, you’re crankin’ the hog god gave you.

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devfuuu lemmy.world devfuuu@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#3 · Quote Reply

Hopefully the landlord has some cameras. Never fully alone.

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
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If god didn't want you to yank like a fiend, they would not have made it feel so good.

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HM King Charles III DG FD feddit.uk Flax_vert@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-19
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

You won't be laughing when God shows you this meme you posted on Judgement Day

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