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durinn programming.dev emotional_soup_88@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-11-22
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I'm offering my engineering services for $50/hour. I got my degree at Mars University, graduated year 2069.

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slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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Needs more LEDs that are controlled by a 300MB electron application with user accounts and AI enablement. Don't forget the mobile app.

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rumschlumpel feddit.org rumschlumpel@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-23
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Looks more functional and stable than my cardbord solution!

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Auster thebrainbin.org Auster@thebrainbin.org
Joined: 2024-10-28
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None

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otacon239 lemmy.world otacon239@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-07
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Needs more LEDs that are controlled by a 300MB electron application with user accounts and AI enablement. Don't forget the mobile app.

How else would I change my PCs LED color while I’m touring abroad?

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durinn programming.dev emotional_soup_88@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-11-22
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Needs more LEDs that are controlled by a 300MB electron application with user accounts and AI enablement. Don't forget the mobile app.

Way ahead of you. Investors are interested and I just received a mail from Gougle, saying that if I can just help one of their main clients, a Nigerian prince, out of monetary predicament, they'll sign a billion dollar contract for mass production of this thing. They'll even throw in some candy bars, they said.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
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Way ahead of you. Investors are interested and I just received a mail from Gougle, saying that if I can just help one of their main clients, a Nigerian prince, out of monetary predicament, they'll sign a billion dollar contract for mass production of this thing. They'll even throw in some candy bars, they said.

Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn't have an internet connection and won't let you snoop on all their data

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durinn programming.dev emotional_soup_88@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-11-22
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Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn't have an internet connection and won't let you snoop on all their data

Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I'm currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
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Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I'm currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.

That's the spirit!

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