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A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday
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Susaga
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Joined: 2023-06-12
Posted:   Subject: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote

Unfortunately, the airport and the upcoming holiday are far too exciting for the child, and he just can't stay still. Every few minutes, the father is chasing down his son and trying to keep him in line. Eventually, he tells his son that, if he doesn't reign it in, he'll have no choice but to put the son in a suitcase and put him on the plane as baggage.

It doesn't work. The son is still running around without a care in the world.

So the father steps it up a bit. He takes his son to the baggage check in area and tells them "My son is being naughty, so I'll need you to put him in a suitcase and check him in as baggage." He hopes this will scare his son into behaving.

The check-in worker looks confused, and just shakes their head. "I'm sorry, sir. We can't put your son in a suitcase and check him in as baggage. You'll need to being him on the plane with you."

The dad tries to keep the lie going, in case it works. "You mean, I'll have to carry-on my wayward son?"

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n3m37h
sh.itjust.works
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Joined: 2023-08-09
#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

Bbbboooooooooooooooooooooo

Bbbooooooooooooooo

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200ok
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2023-06-29
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

There'll be peace when you are done

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Skyline969
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Joined: 2026-02-19
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

My girlfriend tried to push me out of bed for this one. Well done.

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deadbeef79000
lemmy.nz
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Joined: 2023-06-17
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

Uuuuurrrghhhhhhh. 10/10.

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lemmy.nz

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Joined: 2023-06-29
#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

Wow this gets top marks, I'm saving this one!

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CannedYeet
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2023-07-02
#7 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

Did anyone else have Mandela effect for the fact that the actual title of the song is "Carry On Wayward Son" without the my?

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DomeGuy
lemmy.world
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Joined: 2024-09-15
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: A man takes his son to an airport for a family holiday Quote Reply

Did anyone else have Mandela effect for the fact that the actual title of the song is "Carry On Wayward Son" without the my?

Nobody except for DJs, producers, cover bands, and nerds known songs by their name.

("My" is in the song itself, isnt it?)

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