Wiping mentioned on the internet, bidet sleeper agent activated

You need to use the millitary finger method☝️ Its environmentanly friendly cuz it only takes 1 square of toilet paper!

Yeah, like everybody has the possibility to install a bidet.

What about the 3 seashells? That’s far more sustainable.

sobs in IBS...

bidet ftw

I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done

Seems okay but its dangerous tho

It’s like wiping a marker.

Live dangerously.

Rub some Oxyclean on there. It's the stain specialist!

Chipotleaway!

Nothing worse than a Frictionless Wipe

This should've been posted in shitposts

Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ransoms randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong.

I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part.

I've had this maybe twice my whole life, it's usually 5-6 wipes and there's nothing left. Dunno what the fuck you're eating or doing to have that as a common problem.

That's why I finger blast myself until I get hard. I'm not German so I can't poop while erect and the flow stops. Just one very careful wipe after that and we're good to go.

GET A BIDET

I'm convinced these people press too hard

Doctor gave me Colesevelam, I forget what it's actually used for, but off-label: it binds matter together in your GI tract. Each pill lasts like 3-4 hours so as long as you take them regularly during the day (3x2 pills is max I think) you will have a sense of normalcy while at work. Once they wear off though you're back to business as usual.

Like trying to wipe away a grease pencil.

(The answer is fiber! Have a decent amount and sometimes its a ghost shit!)

I.....wat?

its cocaine isnt it?

Psilium husk is a god send

90s solution. Phil Swift sealed his ass with FlexSeal.