cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/Memes/p/728204/legit-me

Legit me

my family NEVER lets me forget the time i got soup on my forehead when i was like 8 at most

Same, except the thing they're never letting me live down is taking a big bite out of a black slug when I was around that age if not younger 😄

In my defense, kids are idiots and I thought it was liquorice 🤷🏻

I can relate. Often I'm filthy within seconds of leaving the house

This, but with everything.

I hope you've learned to tell the difference and prepare them properly with butter and garlic by now.

"That's a blood stain"

"Looks like."

"I checked. I'm the only person you ever have over. You're vegan. There's no elevator and you didn't drag a body up four flights of stairs. How is it on you your cathedral ceiling?"

hey bebe. what kinda mustard you got on dem glasses

i fucking love mustard. where did you get the mustard. please tell me about the mustard.