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Posted:   Subject: Why Superman Why Quote

Superdick holds a full pitcher of ice cold water, taunting Jimmy and Aquaman who are both on the verge of dehydration. Jimmy begs to let them share it, but Superman says "Sorry Jimmy!" Meanwhile, the bones of whoever he was fucking with previously bleach in the sun.

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SUPERMAN!
We thought you were the best
Stop this crazy test
I'm not gonna ask WHY!
you want one of us to die,
in a survival-of-the-fittest

Aquaman loved you with undying devotion
You put him in the desert he lives in the damned ocean
Why do you need such commotion, drama and emotion
I got no notion why we can't even get sun lotion
Kissing your boot in the sand why'd I wear this purple suit SUPERMAN
Poor Aquaman presenting his can for mercy, wishing you were Percy
I want to go home, we're done, don't let our own bones bleach in the sun

SUPERMAN!
We thought you were the best
Stop this crazy test
I'm not gonna ask why you want one of us to die in a survival-of-the-fittest

Why Superman Why Superman Why
(I need that water, never been hotter)
I don't wanna die He don't wanna die
(dying wish is to lie with my fishes)
Why Superman Why Superman Why
(arms out reaching, skeletons bleaching)
I don't wanna die He don't wanna die
Why Superman Why Superman Why

Smug mug grinning like a damned idiot
I'm quitting it, if your face weren't steel I'd be hitting it
With a brick you cocky prick, you shoulda died on your own planet, can it, you damned heretic (he hates us)
You were supposed to save us, the most bravest (i told you he HATES us)
All the powers invincible, ostensible, standing on principle
Not the necks of the weak, the meek, shut your beak, super geek, you're unconvincible

SUPERMAN!
We thought you were the best
Stop this crazy test
I'm not gonna ask WHY
you want one of us to die,
in a survival-of-the-fittest

Why Superman Why Superman Why
(I need that water, never been hotter)
I don't wanna die He don't wanna die
(dying wish is to lie with my fishes)
Why Superman Why Superman Why
(arms out reaching, skeletons bleaching)
I don't wanna die He don't wanna die
WHY WHY Superman Why Superman Why

Why Superman Why Superman Why

I want to go home, we're done, don't let our own bones bleach in the sun

Why Superman Why Superman Why (he hates us) (he hates us)

Why Superman Why Superman Why (he hates us) (he hates us)

WHY WHY Superman Why Superman Why

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