Just a guy. Totally lost and confused, and not socially adjusted enough not to say it out loud.

Street Philosopher, Massage Therapist, Secular Exorcist, Ascended Wizard of the Second Order, Notorious Menace, Public Enemy, and a Great Friend to some.

Hobbies: Poetry, Music, Respecting Women, Cyberbullying Children, Digging Holes in the Ground, Gaming, Wizardry and such.

The story so far...
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I am Young Gilgamesh. Fabulous secret knowledge was revealed to me the day I held aloft my mighty fist and said "Fuck you God! I'll get you one day!"
My dog was struck by lightning, and unfortunately passed away. And I became diagnosed with a mental condition! the most powerful man in the observable universe!
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