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Honey, you couldn't pour water out of a boat if the instructions were on the side.
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Alice |
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A seven-year-old child, indeed, a silly fool, can figure it out on his fingers - although you, stupid ass, cannot understand anything.
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Alice |
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I wonder if you'd be able to speak more clearly if your parents were second cousins instead of first.
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Alice |
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Oops, my bad. I could’ve sworn I was dealing with an adult.
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Alice |
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You're an audacious, ideologically unsound, presumptuous mother fucker.
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Alice |
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You look like you struggle with simple tasks.
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Alice |
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Good story, but in what chapter do you shut up?
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Alice |
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You are a tragic waste of functioning organs.
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Deflated0ne |
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Hey, train wreck, this isn't your station.
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Alice |
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Thy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.
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Alice |
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I don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.
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Alice |
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You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?
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Alice |
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The village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.
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Alice |
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Your actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.
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Alice |
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Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.
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Alice |
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Ahh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.
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Alice |
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You must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.
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Alice |
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ABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.
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Alice |
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You are as thick as manure and only half as useful.
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Alice |
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Your mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.
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Alice |
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They say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.
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Alice |
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As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?
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Alice |
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Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you.
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Alice |
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You're so stupid, you failed a blood test.
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Alice |
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Thou art a boil, a plague sore
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Alice |
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