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"Okay, I'll admit it -- that copy of Pixar's 2009 opus is mine", Tom owned up. 1 funwiththoughts 5 »
"That's the last time I'll ever observe a Catholic holiday", Tom said unrelentingly. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I'm ready, you can start drawing the portrait now", Tom said imposingly. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I managed to take over the throne AND to lose weight", Tom was thinking 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Why is my urine black?" asked Tom inquisitively. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"You done fucked up, A. A. Ron", the substitute said erroneously. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"There's one for each male child", Tom said personally. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I only wear kilts now," said Tom expansively. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"I think we should have more waterfowl", Tom said productively. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I'm going to take a break from claiming souls for a while", Death said, repressed. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Lacking", Tom said without meaning. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Why can't you ever be on time?" Tom said belatedly. 0 pixeltree 1 »
"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely. 0 tetris11 1 »
"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract. 0 funwiththoughts 1 »
"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed. 0 ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 1 »
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