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ICE agents fired just before probation ends and forced to repay signing bonus.
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rizzothesmall sh.itjust.works rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-22
#52 · Quote Reply

Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

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Ninja876 lemmy.world Ninja876@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-01
#53 · (edited) Quote Reply

Most companies have a longer vesting period than 18 months. Most are closer to 5 years.
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Manjushri piefed.social Manjushri@piefed.social
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#54 · Quote Reply

Actually it isn't because then I'd have to type the noai full address to get to the page and then type in the search instead of just typing it in the address bar of a tab... Like, I get what you're doing, but it would have literally taken over twice as long. Granted that's just a couple seconds. But still

Not who you replied to, but in my case I have noai.DuckDuckGo set up as my default search engine in Firefox. Any search I do automatically includes the noai prefix in the url. 👍

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
#55 · Quote Reply

Ha-ha, suckers!

Now release all the people these agents detained.

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13igtyme startrek.website 13igtyme@startrek.website
Joined: 2026-09-21
#56 · (edited) Quote Reply

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For the longer vesting periods, it's normally like a staggered thing. 4-6 years is common for 100% vestment. But after 1 year you're 20%, 2 years is 40%, and so on.

I've seen this with 401k, 403b, and stock options over my working 20 years. Similar with friends and family.

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db2 lemmy.world db2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#57 · Quote Reply

This is objectively funny. Fuck every single one of them. I hope they are financially crippled from this and learn something important about trusting authoritarians.

It's even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don't get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full.

In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.

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TargaryenTKE lemmy.world TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-22
#58 · Quote Reply

Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

"Oh no, would you look at that, you wore white socks after Labor Day. And just two days before you qualified for benefits, darn it"

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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#59 · Quote Reply

Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

There's a sweet spot of UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHO WHO WILL FOLLOW ORDERS they're looking for. These were either UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOPATHS WHO BLINDLY FOLLOW ORDERS or UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOS WHO MAY QUESTION ORDERS.

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Noxy pawb.social noxypaws@pawb.social
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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#61 · (edited) Quote Reply

Oh no, person who is notorious for not paying people finds excuses to not pay his Nazi secret police

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#62 · Quote Reply

The company match often has a vesting period. The funds you contribute they have no claim to, you're right.

Hah, company match, that's a good one.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#63 · Quote Reply

I shudder at the thought of what "poor performance" means at ICE. Not enough arrests? Not enough tasered people?

People who failed a psychological profile to become a cop

Ex military that had war crimes and gross misconduct swept under the rug so higher-ups could save face?

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Lushed_Lungfish lemmy.ca Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-14
#64 · Quote Reply

Bwahahahahah!

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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#65 · Quote Reply

I would LOVE to see a study done on these people. What their criminal history is, how many have received complains against them of stalking and domestic abuse, history of killing/torturing small animals...

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phx lemmy.world phx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#66 · Quote Reply

I'd be surprised if a single one of them got the payout, and I don't feel sorry for any of them

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Randelung lemmy.world Randelung@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-18
#67 · Quote Reply

Anyone who knows anything connected to Trump it’s that he always looks to screw everyone over, especially those most loyal to him. He loved to prove people are suckers, like he gets off on this. I hope this just increases the number of people that realize it, I don’t hope too hard, but I have hope…

No no, they were right to fire me. My testosterone levels were probably just not high enough. I'll try again next year! Maybe I can impress with my new golden sneakers and that gold watch ... 🤔

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inclementimmigrant lemmy.world inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#68 · Quote Reply

Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

The department has been firing people that they found out they didn't pass their background checks now after they didn't do them in the first place. My guess is probably things like having previous arrests/convictions, DV, different aliases.

But probably not things like being convicted for beastiality, those kids are alright according to Kash.

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Furbag pawb.social Furbag@pawb.social
Joined: 2026-01-27
#69 · Quote Reply

They get what they deserve, in that case. They sold their fellow countrymen and their own souls out for money. I couldn't be bothered to muster even a scrap of sympathy for the black hearted thugs.

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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rslogix89 lemmy.world rslogix89@lemmy.world
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heartSagan5 lemmy.zip heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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#72 · Quote Reply

Ha-ha, suckers! Now release all the people these agents detained.

Sent to concentration camps.

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heartSagan5 lemmy.zip heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-27
#73 · Quote Reply

Ah, schadenfreude can be nice sometimes. Too bad, it came at the expense of many good immigrants.

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runner_g piefed.blahaj.zone runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone
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#74 · Quote Reply

If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.

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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
#75 · Quote Reply

Any recently fired before their probationary period ended ice agents want to set fire to the Constitution?

Speak to your local antifa cell for more information.

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100_kg_90_de_belin feddit.it 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it
Joined: 2023-06-10
#76 · Quote Reply

Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?

Nothing, the signing bonus was just bait for gullible MAGA people

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dan1101 lemmy.world dan1101@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#77 · Quote Reply

Haha get fucked Nazi terrorist assholes.

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ParlimentOfDoom piefed.zip ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-09-26
#78 · Quote Reply

Hah, company match, that's a good one.

Demand more from your employer.

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ParlimentOfDoom piefed.zip ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-09-26
#79 · Quote Reply

For the longer vesting periods, it's normally like a staggered thing. 4-6 years is common for 100% vestment. But after 1 year you're 20%, 2 years is 40%, and so on. I've seen this with 401k, 403b, and stock options over my working 20 years. Similar with friends and family.

This was my experience.

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Optional lemmy.world homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#80 · Quote Reply

What ya bet it’s not the white ones getting fired before bonus time.

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ඞmir lemmy.ml Amir@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-01
#81 · Quote Reply

It's even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don't get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full. In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.

Guess who those taxes are going to. This keeps getting funnier the more I think about it.

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skittle07crusher sh.itjust.works skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-03-03
#82 · Quote Reply

Came here looking for this, lmao

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roofuskit lemmy.world roofuskit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-03
#83 · Quote Reply

I would LOVE to see a study done on these people. What their criminal history is, how many have received complains against them of stalking and domestic abuse, history of killing/torturing small animals...

One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.

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Jaysyn lemmy.world Jaysyn@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-09
#84 · Quote Reply

But also making a violent, lawless, militarized force loyal to one person, not the office.

Trump ain't going to pay those debts for them.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt lemmy.world Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#85 · Quote Reply

One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#86 · Quote Reply

One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.

Excellent.

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wangaBanga feddit.online wangaBanga@feddit.online
Joined: 2026-05-09
#87 · Quote Reply

If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.

Sooo many white Dodge Rams! 🤣

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AnitaAmandaHuginskis lemmy.world AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#88 · Quote Reply

muahahaharrrr

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kestrel7_7 lemmy.world kestrel7_7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-31
#89 · Quote Reply

One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.

Good for him 🖤

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Hueristic_Autistic lemmy.world Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-06
#90 · (edited) Quote Reply

They fucked themselves so hard. Yeah anyone can figure out free money with terms is basically a loan. They fuckin' did it to themselves though.

https://www.l4sb.com/blog/the-devil-is-in-the-details-homeland-securitys-ice-bonus-program/

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takeda lemmy.dbzer0.com takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#91 · (edited) Quote Reply

I shudder at the thought of what "poor performance" means at ICE. Not enough arrests? Not enough tasered people?

In this admin poor performance could also mean not being harsh enough.

There never was ask for competency, trump fires like for not being loyal enough.

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Hawk lemmy.dbzer0.com Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-18
#92 · Quote Reply

Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him

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Omgpwnies lemmy.world Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-17
#93 · Quote Reply

If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.

Probably has enough drugs spilled onto the seats to set off every ATF dog in a 50 mile radius :D

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Dejected Warp Core lemmy.world dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-13
#94 · Quote Reply

Anyone who knows anything connected to Trump it’s that he always looks to screw everyone over, especially those most loyal to him. He loved to prove people are suckers, like he gets off on this. I hope this just increases the number of people that realize it, I don’t hope too hard, but I have hope…

like he gets off on this.

You might be onto something here. It certainly looks that way.

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boonhet lemmy.zip boonhet@lemmy.zip
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like he gets off on this. You might be onto something here. It certainly looks that way.

He's definitely implied it if he hasn't outright said it.

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takeda lemmy.dbzer0.com takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#96 · Quote Reply

Iirc many of the signing bonuses required a contract of 5 years. Which is conveniently 1 year longer than the president's term...

This is exactly to motivate those thugs so they do everything that trump stays in power after 2029.

Not only they might need to pay 50,000 that they probably already spent, but might be also told that they will go to jail for doing what they were told to keep that 50k.

I wouldn't be surprised that those fired ICE were fired, because they had issues with what they were told to do.

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Ninja876 lemmy.world Ninja876@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-09-01
#97 · (edited) Quote Reply

For the longer vesting periods, it's normally like a staggered thing. 4-6 years is common for 100% vestment. But after 1 year you're 20%, 2 years is 40%, and so on. I've seen this with 401k, 403b, and stock options over my working 20 years. Similar with friends and family.
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Phil_in_here lemmy.ca Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-01
#98 · Quote Reply

Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him

I doubt they're against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault

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Dymonika lemmy.ml Dymonika@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-09
#99 · Quote Reply

What movie is that from?

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Caption_Mo reddthat.com Caption_Mo@reddthat.com
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#100 · Quote Reply

Put some ice on it.

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FistingEnthusiast lemmy.world FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-18
#101 · Quote Reply

Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him

They'll still be voting for whatever republican is on the ballot

Because they're stupid

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