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rizzothesmall
sh.itjust.works
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-22 |
Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion? |
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Ninja876
lemmy.world
Ninja876@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-01 |
Most companies have a longer vesting period than 18 months. Most are closer to 5 years.
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Manjushri
piefed.social
Manjushri@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-29 |
Actually it isn't because then I'd have to type the noai full address to get to the page and then type in the search instead of just typing it in the address bar of a tab... Like, I get what you're doing, but it would have literally taken over twice as long. Granted that's just a couple seconds. But still
Not who you replied to, but in my case I have noai.DuckDuckGo set up as my default search engine in Firefox. Any search I do automatically includes the noai prefix in the url. 👍 |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
Ha-ha, suckers! Now release all the people these agents detained. |
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13igtyme
startrek.website
13igtyme@startrek.website Joined: 2026-09-21 |
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For the longer vesting periods, it's normally like a staggered thing. 4-6 years is common for 100% vestment. But after 1 year you're 20%, 2 years is 40%, and so on. I've seen this with 401k, 403b, and stock options over my working 20 years. Similar with friends and family. |
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db2
lemmy.world
db2@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
This is objectively funny. Fuck every single one of them. I hope they are financially crippled from this and learn something important about trusting authoritarians.
It's even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don't get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full. In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be. |
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TargaryenTKE
lemmy.world
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-22 |
Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?
"Oh no, would you look at that, you wore white socks after Labor Day. And just two days before you qualified for benefits, darn it" |
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?
There's a sweet spot of UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHO WHO WILL FOLLOW ORDERS they're looking for. These were either UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOPATHS WHO BLINDLY FOLLOW ORDERS or UNHINGED RACIST PSYCHOS WHO MAY QUESTION ORDERS. |
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Noxy
pawb.social
noxypaws@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-12-16 |
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
Oh no, person who is notorious for not paying people finds excuses to not pay his Nazi secret police |
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JcbAzPx
lemmy.world
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-06 |
The company match often has a vesting period. The funds you contribute they have no claim to, you're right.
Hah, company match, that's a good one. |
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
I shudder at the thought of what "poor performance" means at ICE. Not enough arrests? Not enough tasered people?
People who failed a psychological profile to become a cop Ex military that had war crimes and gross misconduct swept under the rug so higher-ups could save face? |
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Lushed_Lungfish
lemmy.ca
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-14 |
Bwahahahahah! |
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
I would LOVE to see a study done on these people. What their criminal history is, how many have received complains against them of stalking and domestic abuse, history of killing/torturing small animals... |
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phx
lemmy.world
phx@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
I'd be surprised if a single one of them got the payout, and I don't feel sorry for any of them |
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Randelung
lemmy.world
Randelung@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-18 |
Anyone who knows anything connected to Trump it’s that he always looks to screw everyone over, especially those most loyal to him. He loved to prove people are suckers, like he gets off on this. I hope this just increases the number of people that realize it, I don’t hope too hard, but I have hope…
No no, they were right to fire me. My testosterone levels were probably just not high enough. I'll try again next year! Maybe I can impress with my new golden sneakers and that gold watch ... 🤔 |
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inclementimmigrant
lemmy.world
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?
The department has been firing people that they found out they didn't pass their background checks now after they didn't do them in the first place. My guess is probably things like having previous arrests/convictions, DV, different aliases. But probably not things like being convicted for beastiality, those kids are alright according to Kash. |
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Furbag
pawb.social
Furbag@pawb.social Joined: 2026-01-27 |
They get what they deserve, in that case. They sold their fellow countrymen and their own souls out for money. I couldn't be bothered to muster even a scrap of sympathy for the black hearted thugs. |
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gravitas_deficiency
sh.itjust.works
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-20 |
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rslogix89
lemmy.world
rslogix89@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-07 |
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heartSagan5
lemmy.zip
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-05-27 |
Ha-ha, suckers! Now release all the people these agents detained.
Sent to concentration camps. |
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heartSagan5
lemmy.zip
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-05-27 |
Ah, schadenfreude can be nice sometimes. Too bad, it came at the expense of many good immigrants. |
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runner_g
piefed.blahaj.zone
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-11-29 |
If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon. |
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bizarroland
lemmy.world
bizarroland@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-08 |
Any recently fired before their probationary period ended ice agents want to set fire to the Constitution? Speak to your local antifa cell for more information. |
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100_kg_90_de_belin
feddit.it
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Tf you gotta do to get fired from ICE? Show compassion?
Nothing, the signing bonus was just bait for gullible MAGA people |
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dan1101
lemmy.world
dan1101@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Haha get fucked Nazi terrorist assholes. |
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ParlimentOfDoom
piefed.zip
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-09-26 |
Hah, company match, that's a good one.
Demand more from your employer. |
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ParlimentOfDoom
piefed.zip
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-09-26 |
For the longer vesting periods, it's normally like a staggered thing. 4-6 years is common for 100% vestment. But after 1 year you're 20%, 2 years is 40%, and so on. I've seen this with 401k, 403b, and stock options over my working 20 years. Similar with friends and family.
This was my experience. |
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Optional
lemmy.world
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
What ya bet it’s not the white ones getting fired before bonus time. |
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ඞmir
lemmy.ml
Amir@lemmy.mlJoined: 2023-06-01 |
It's even funnier. The bonus was taxable, they paid not a little bit of it to tax right away. They don't get that refunded but they do still have to repay the 50K in full. In other words, trying to be a racist pieces of shit professionally was very expensive. As it should be.
Guess who those taxes are going to. This keeps getting funnier the more I think about it. |
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skittle07crusher
sh.itjust.works
skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-03-03 |
Came here looking for this, lmao |
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roofuskit
lemmy.world
roofuskit@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-11-03 |
I would LOVE to see a study done on these people. What their criminal history is, how many have received complains against them of stalking and domestic abuse, history of killing/torturing small animals...
One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide. |
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Jaysyn
lemmy.world
Jaysyn@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-09 |
But also making a violent, lawless, militarized force loyal to one person, not the office.
Trump ain't going to pay those debts for them. |
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Thebeardedsinglemalt
lemmy.world
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-07-17 |
One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.
Excellent. |
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wangaBanga
feddit.online
wangaBanga@feddit.online Joined: 2026-05-09 |
If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.
Sooo many white Dodge Rams! 🤣 |
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AnitaAmandaHuginskis
lemmy.world
AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-09 |
muahahaharrrr |
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kestrel7_7
lemmy.world
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-07-31 |
One was fired by two departments for misconduct before being hired by ICE. They retractively checked his past, fired him, and he committed suicide.
Good for him 🖤 |
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Hueristic_Autistic
lemmy.world
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-06-06 |
They fucked themselves so hard. Yeah anyone can figure out free money with terms is basically a loan. They fuckin' did it to themselves though. https://www.l4sb.com/blog/the-devil-is-in-the-details-homeland-securitys-ice-bonus-program/ |
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takeda
lemmy.dbzer0.com
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-04 |
I shudder at the thought of what "poor performance" means at ICE. Not enough arrests? Not enough tasered people?
In this admin poor performance could also mean not being harsh enough. There never was ask for competency, trump fires like for not being loyal enough. |
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Hawk
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-06-18 |
Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him |
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Omgpwnies
lemmy.world
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-17 |
If you're in the market for a used pickup, I bet you will have a lot of options real soon.
Probably has enough drugs spilled onto the seats to set off every ATF dog in a 50 mile radius :D |
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Dejected Warp Core
lemmy.world
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-13 |
Anyone who knows anything connected to Trump it’s that he always looks to screw everyone over, especially those most loyal to him. He loved to prove people are suckers, like he gets off on this. I hope this just increases the number of people that realize it, I don’t hope too hard, but I have hope…
You might be onto something here. It certainly looks that way. |
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boonhet
lemmy.zip
boonhet@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-12 Banned |
like he gets off on this. You might be onto something here. It certainly looks that way.
He's definitely implied it if he hasn't outright said it. |
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takeda
lemmy.dbzer0.com
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Iirc many of the signing bonuses required a contract of 5 years. Which is conveniently 1 year longer than the president's term...
This is exactly to motivate those thugs so they do everything that trump stays in power after 2029. Not only they might need to pay 50,000 that they probably already spent, but might be also told that they will go to jail for doing what they were told to keep that 50k. I wouldn't be surprised that those fired ICE were fired, because they had issues with what they were told to do. |
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Ninja876
lemmy.world
Ninja876@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-09-01 |
For the longer vesting periods, it's normally like a staggered thing. 4-6 years is common for 100% vestment. But after 1 year you're 20%, 2 years is 40%, and so on. I've seen this with 401k, 403b, and stock options over my working 20 years. Similar with friends and family.
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Phil_in_here
lemmy.ca
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him
I doubt they're against him. Somehow its Bidens fault or Obamas fault or Canadas fault |
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Dymonika
lemmy.ml
Dymonika@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-09 |
What movie is that from? |
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Caption_Mo
reddthat.com
Caption_Mo@reddthat.com Joined: 2026-09-22 |
Put some ice on it. |
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FistingEnthusiast
lemmy.world
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-18 |
Not only do these idiots get what they deserve, but it's also hilarious that Trump is scamming and turning his most hardcore supporters against him
They'll still be voting for whatever republican is on the ballot Because they're stupid |
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