What's the excuse for the viewers?

They have watched enough Fox to achieve a similar effect.

He hasn't found the answer yet but he'll keep swallowing until he does

Good thing he took a picture...

The same thing, really

And this is what happens when you give a platform to idiots, brain damage or not.

"horse jesus made me gay"?

This makes me sad. I never hope for anyone to go, but I will be very happy and probably open champagne when he finally kicks it.

Was probably a distraction day.

Like the time Paul Manafort was indicted and Faux News suddenly decided that the cheese placement on Google's hamburger emoji was the biggest and most important thing happening that day.

Brain damage is a mental illness

Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions

Damn... 7 minutes is nothing. This dude's on a whole other level right here

RFK went on again?

That's the horniest car I've ever seen!

And I love it.

Hung like a horse

Goddamn even The Onion can't do shit this stupid, and they're actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet.

I think he's a grifter asshole

This is probably how the vast majority of religions actually started. This is probably the start of yet another flavor of Christianity.

Cool dream bro

Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’

There is your answer right there. They know their credulous audience and they have their message to push.

"Hmm yeah cool trustworthy story bro but how about you get some excommunication" - The pope 5s after hearing this

Worst biblical slash fiction I've read so far.

Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

That car fucks.

Lately, any absurd story seems to attract attention—especially when the media decides to give it airtime. People keep sharing all kinds of old, meaningless, completely ridiculous stuff just to get attention. :P

He's not wrong that "Jesus is misrepresented", but he's leaving the best part out.

"The Apocalypse" is when Jesus returns. All of the Christians will be saved, and everybody else, the billions of people who aren't Christian, will then be slaughtered by Jesus and His Holy Army. They won't even have peace after that, as they will be tortured for all eternity.

According to Jesus, you can watch the damned suffer and burn from Heaven.

I know you don't believe me, it sounds crazy. Please read the Bible (or Tanakh or Koran) or watch fundamentalist pastors/priests/rabbis/imams, they are proud of what they say and upload their own videos.

p.s. the Heaven this nut describes sounds like an absolutely awful eternity, better than Hell, but come on just let me die

He mean that metaphorically …right?

Man, if this turd had floated to the top of the bowl a week ago he could probably be the new press secretary.

probably took some shrooms

It sounds like you're confusing and conflating judgement day/the rapture with armageddon because that is a wild misinterpretation of what the bible actually describes.

The only thing about Jesus having an army is Armageddon, which is a place where Jesus would have a final confrontation with Satan and the forces of Hell.

Judgment day will see everyone, both living and dead, to be judged whether or not they enter Heaven. Armageddon happens after that.

Doing acid makes you see paisley, being delusional makes you see Jesus.

That dude looks like he's on the downlow, if ya know what I mean.

The media will push anything other than the facts that we live in a fascist country, ruled by a child molesting Mafia boss, all of us getting ass-fucked daily by the richest 1 percent.

These are the furries to be worried about.

Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.

Im here for it.

these fake christians are coming out of the woodwork

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It's fine. He's a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.

Ok, seems he got injured after a stupid ride on a souped-up e-scooter, and then got stoned on some weird meds which had him speaking of a colorful trip.

Did he say something about "muscular and delicious"?

Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don't meant to pry if it's a sensitive topic, though.

Send him back, pls.

Ok what's "off" about me then? Tell me my mental illness.

It's pretty fucked up and bigoted to call every religious person mentally unwell.

Mebbies Jesus can build him a closet he can hide in

That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can't publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!

When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack

I suspect his claims. Partner died twice - for frightening periods of time - while in surgery. Says nada but darkness. No Big Guy, no heavenly chorus, no scary scarlet demon leader, just boom, boom out go the lights. BTW Ford mustang or out on the range mustang?

USA?

guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously

USA

Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.

Seems about as reasonable as any other religious claim.