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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
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shittydwarf piefed.ca shittydwarf@piefed.ca
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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?

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Duchess piefed.linenoise.vip Duchess@piefed.linenoise.vip
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Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

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9point6 lemmy.world 9point6@lemmy.world
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Witness me!

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dustycups aussie.zone prex@aussie.zone
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Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

Like an eggbeater?
Sounds kind of risky, brb.

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tomatoely sh.itjust.works tomatoely@sh.itjust.works
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Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

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Riverview_Legal lemmy.ca Riverview_Legal@lemmy.ca
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If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

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ExtremeUnicorn feddit.org ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org
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If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

I cann see 3 faces, one with the rolls as eyes, one with the rubber stops on the lid and the one in the bowl.

And now I don't know which one the title is about.

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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
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I remember somebody asked a question, like, if you had a sentient toilet, would you prefer that it hated being a toilet, or that it loved being a toilet?

This one obviously loves it.

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Duchess piefed.linenoise.vip Duchess@piefed.linenoise.vip
Joined: 2026-08-31
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Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.

Oh interesting I was thinking of a double reverse windmill but I like where your headโ€™s at

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
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toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"

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0xDREADBEEF lemmy.dbzer0.com dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-18
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the ahegao bowl and toilet water though

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DudeImMacGyver kbin.earth DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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Roberto doin some crappin practice! HYAAA!

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darthsundhaft piefed.social darthsundhaft@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-19
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That seat looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever... and I've had my legs fall asleep while on the john before.

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myyass lemmy.world myyass@lemmy.world
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Ground Zero of the next recall.

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Polisheocket lemmy.zip Polisheocket@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-14
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Looks like the damn thing is going to take off

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Martineski lemmy.dbzer0.com Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
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... C'mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat.. On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
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toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"

Totto Drake II!

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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Hahah!! And also, I thought about that meme as it kinda looks like that character! Thanks for confirming it ^^

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
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If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

Yes! I was showing the photo to some friends and one if them took a serious and oddly long look at it, she (as all if us) was far from sober, and just said "look into the bowl". Without knowing about that extra face it sounded so ominous.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There's a third roll that's on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the "tape", a trail of shit getting "written" to the tape.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
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It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?

muppetness is a word I didn't know I needed, thank you for sharing this wisdom. It'll be used with great care but also as often as possible.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
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"Mesa wipe? How wude!"

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
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That seat looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever... and I've had my legs fall asleep while on the john before.

It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for everyone as it is absolutely fine for "normal" people but is better than normal/more common ones for those with mobility issues etc.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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... C'mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat.. On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!

Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice.
Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
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Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".

But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.

But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul... We're past the covid TP panic, you don't have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
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Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.

"Sounds kind of risky, brb."

I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those "home sweet home" cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what's they're called).
We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.

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squirrel cake.kobel.fyi squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi
Joined: 2026-04-19
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Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

Love to see it. Here's a universal link !pareidolia@sh.itjust.works

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at.

**Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or at the bottom.

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RustyLog fedinsfw.app RustyLog@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-06-09
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If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

Feed me senpai!

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Flagstaff programming.dev Flagstaff@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-02-18
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Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

Wait, isn't "in the wild" basically a fundamental aspect of its definition?

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teegus sh.itjust.works teegus@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-02
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This part looks like a daemon from hell tho

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
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Looks like the damn thing is going to take off

Haha! I imagine the TP starting to unravel and trailing behind like two tails.

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BilboBargains lemmy.world BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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Nom nom nom

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TrackenDaKracken lemmy.world TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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Wait, isn't "in the wild" basically a fundamental aspect of its definition?

Refers to not posted in the sub/community.

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TrackenDaKracken lemmy.world TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at. **Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or a...

Just be happy you live where the plumbing can handle toilet paper.

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JasonDJ lemmy.zip JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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Nom nom nom

Amaze amaze amaze.

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JasonDJ lemmy.zip JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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This part looks like a daemon from hell tho

It looks like those flying masks from SMB2.

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Ginny [they/she] lemmy.blahaj.zone svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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CDOOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM

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Flagstaff programming.dev Flagstaff@programming.dev
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Refers to not posted in the sub/community.

Oh.

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ARMADILLOMANIA lemmy.today ARMADILLOMANIA@lemmy.today
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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at. **Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or a...

My first guess was to avoid getting stuck by a dirty needle.

Thank all the NIMBYs for being against safe injection sites.

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๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐ŸŒ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
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That is a look of pure terror.

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
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idunnololz lemmy.world idunnololz@lemmy.world
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I see two faces. A shocked face and a creepy face

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P1k1e lemmy.world P1k1e@lemmy.world
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A Throne fit for an Elderitch Abomination from beyond the POOP DIMENSION!

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CentipedeFarrier piefed.social CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social
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"Sounds kind of risky, brb." I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those "home sweet home" cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what's they're called). We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.

Cross stitch, and its really easy, especially if you are just doing something simple, like lettering.

Tons of cross-stitch pattern generators out there that will convert whatever you want into a pattern. Something to consider if you are actually interested.

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darthsundhaft piefed.social darthsundhaft@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-19
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It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for ever...

That's valid. It's probably still better than the time I had to use a toilet without a seat... don't ask...

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