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M137
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shittydwarf
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#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

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Captain Aggravated
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#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?

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Duchess
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#4 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

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9point6
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#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Witness me!

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dustycups
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#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

Like an eggbeater?
Sounds kind of risky, brb.

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tomatoely
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#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

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Riverview_Legal
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#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

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ExtremeUnicorn
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#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

I cann see 3 faces, one with the rolls as eyes, one with the rubber stops on the lid and the one in the bowl.

And now I don't know which one the title is about.

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bizarroland
lemmy.world

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#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

I remember somebody asked a question, like, if you had a sentient toilet, would you prefer that it hated being a toilet, or that it loved being a toilet?

This one obviously loves it.

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Duchess
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#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.

Oh interesting I was thinking of a double reverse windmill but I like where your headโ€™s at

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Lovable Sidekick
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#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"

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0xDREADBEEF
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#13 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

the ahegao bowl and toilet water though

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DudeImMacGyver
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#14 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Roberto doin some crappin practice! HYAAA!

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darthsundhaft
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#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

That seat looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever... and I've had my legs fall asleep while on the john before.

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myyass
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#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Ground Zero of the next recall.

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Polisheocket
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#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Looks like the damn thing is going to take off

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Martineski
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#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

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altphoto
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#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

... C'mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat.. On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!

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altphoto
lemmy.today
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#20 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"

Totto Drake II!

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M137
lemmy.today

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#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Hahah!! And also, I thought about that meme as it kinda looks like that character! Thanks for confirming it ^^

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M137
lemmy.today

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#22 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

Yes! I was showing the photo to some friends and one if them took a serious and oddly long look at it, she (as all if us) was far from sober, and just said "look into the bowl". Without knowing about that extra face it sounded so ominous.

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M137
lemmy.today

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#23 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.

I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There's a third roll that's on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the "tape", a trail of shit getting "written" to the tape.

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M137
lemmy.today

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#24 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?

muppetness is a word I didn't know I needed, thank you for sharing this wisdom. It'll be used with great care but also as often as possible.

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M137
lemmy.today

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#25 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

"Mesa wipe? How wude!"

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M137
lemmy.today

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#26 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

That seat looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever... and I've had my legs fall asleep while on the john before.

It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for everyone as it is absolutely fine for "normal" people but is better than normal/more common ones for those with mobility issues etc.

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M137
lemmy.today

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#27 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

... C'mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat.. On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!

Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice.
Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".

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altphoto
lemmy.today
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#28 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".

But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.

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M137
lemmy.today

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#29 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.

But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul... We're past the covid TP panic, you don't have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.

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M137
lemmy.today

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#30 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.

"Sounds kind of risky, brb."

I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those "home sweet home" cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what's they're called).
We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.

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squirrel
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#31 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

Love to see it. Here's a universal link !pareidolia@sh.itjust.works

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M137
lemmy.today

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#32 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at.

**Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or at the bottom.

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RustyLog
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#33 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.

Feed me senpai!

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Flagstaff
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#34 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!

Wait, isn't "in the wild" basically a fundamental aspect of its definition?

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teegus
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#35 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

This part looks like a daemon from hell tho

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M137
lemmy.today

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#36 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Looks like the damn thing is going to take off

Haha! I imagine the TP starting to unravel and trailing behind like two tails.

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BilboBargains
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#37 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Nom nom nom

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TrackenDaKracken
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#38 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Wait, isn't "in the wild" basically a fundamental aspect of its definition?

Refers to not posted in the sub/community.

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TrackenDaKracken
lemmy.world

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#39 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at. **Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or a...

Just be happy you live where the plumbing can handle toilet paper.

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JasonDJ
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#40 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Nom nom nom

Amaze amaze amaze.

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JasonDJ
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#41 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

This part looks like a daemon from hell tho

It looks like those flying masks from SMB2.

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Ginny [they/she]
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#42 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

CDOOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM

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Flagstaff
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#43 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Refers to not posted in the sub/community.

Oh.

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#44 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

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prole
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#45 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at. **Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or a...

My first guess was to avoid getting stuck by a dirty needle.

Thank all the NIMBYs for being against safe injection sites.

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#46 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

That is a look of pure terror.

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#47 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

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#48 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

I see two faces. A shocked face and a creepy face

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#49 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

A Throne fit for an Elderitch Abomination from beyond the POOP DIMENSION!

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CentipedeFarrier
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#50 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

"Sounds kind of risky, brb." I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those "home sweet home" cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what's they're called). We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.

Cross stitch, and its really easy, especially if you are just doing something simple, like lettering.

Tons of cross-stitch pattern generators out there that will convert whatever you want into a pattern. Something to consider if you are actually interested.

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darthsundhaft
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#51 Posted:   Subject: Re: I'm not comfortable with how excited this toilet looks. Quote Reply

It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for ever...

That's valid. It's probably still better than the time I had to use a toilet without a seat... don't ask...

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