If I was the director of AI safety, [...] would never tell a soul.

As a director of something, you are kinda public person. No way to just not tell.

I don't think you're missing anything. I'm pretty sure this is the trend. People buy Mac Minis, probably don't even download a local model, FA, and FO.

Okay but this is like the armoury master person shooting their own foot with a loaded gun when they were juggling guns.

Arm power efficiency, and unified ram at a fairly low price (at least compared to current ram pricing).

How come some 25yo person is a director at Facebook?

Maybe she has met the Suckerberg at some time when she was ... younger?

Then the public wants to know where that hole in the director's foot comes from.

Ehhhh as an owner of five or six windows computers, four Linux machines, and a couple Apple computers, I always specify which machine I’m referring to if I’m talking about something I did/something that happened on one of them in case it could be pertinent.

Yeah, I personally wouldn't be announcing this failure to the world if I were in her position. I don't think you could torture it out of me lmao

yeah I sat there for a few seconds trying to figure out the relevance

turns out, it wasn't relevant

instant loss of attention and judging of their character

They behave exactly a child does when a parent forces an apology.

They have the words they're expect to say so they do say them but they don't undersranr why, they definitely don't mean it and they lack the restrain to not doing whatever they apologized for over and over.

Don't American companies give a loooot of people director or executive director titles just because it sounds impressive? In roles where you gotta talk to corporate customers at least

In other words, it's why authoritarianism always fail

And capitalism is very specifically not a democratic economic system. There's a hierarchy. The owners are the ones in power

What could possibly be more important than the patient?

Why, the shareholders of course, silly!

Run? Like physically run? You install a server on your hardware without setting up remote access? Even plug and play one-click solutions like tailscale??

Maybe they want to get this out there as cover if/when some regulator somewhere decides to subpoena records from the AI safety director.

you can like... enforce this rule programatically? you don't have to say "pretty please" to ai? basically, when AI requests some potentially unwanted thing (like deleting an email), this request goes through a proxy that asks the human for confirmation. Also you can have a safe word set up in the chat interface to act as a killswitch. I thought these are ABCs of ai safety but apparently these are foreign concepts to this "safety director"

yes the point of apple prodcuts is to waste money and shove it at everyone's faces

You gotta be dumber, and more greedy

Like an abusive relationship

Program? Like a fucking farmer?

The people who internalize this would never engage with a chatbot in this way in the first place. To them this is another intelligence they're conversing with, where you get what you need by following social decorum, and enforcing your will amounts to abuse.

They are buying the Mac Minis since they are a cheap way to run a server where this would work. They aren't create a safe environment for AI, but an access point on local hardware.

In American banking companies, Vice President is usually the first promotion you get.

Yes I remember. And I violated it.

Asimov rolling in his grave.

How would the public find out that this woman's email inbox got deleted though?

For AI, it's because they're the cheapest way to hook up tons of memory to a GPU.

There are two kinds of apologies.

Customary, and Genuine.

They're describing a genuine apology.

You're describing a customary apology.

Yep.

These people are all fucking complete clowns.

It would be one thing if they were just evil, but they have such an inflated view of themselves that they have no self awareness.

Fucking corpos man.

I've got a suggestion for her:

Burn all your money and ids and property, become homeless.

That will humble you.

This is basically happening already with AI assisted surgeries.

https://www.reuters.com/investigations/ai-enters-operating-room-reports-arise-botched-surgeries-misidentified-body-2026-02-09/

Branding and marketing is just building a cult these days.

No, you're not missing anything.

They're morons.

Thats our ruling elite; a bunch of fucking morons with egos and low self awareness at best, literally child raping and murdering pedophiles at worst.

Problem:

This is the exact same kind of shit being used to automate prioritize and execute military kill-chains.

Basically: Finda target, tell others about the target, assess nearby firepower capable of neutralizing the target, determine best course of action.

... all we have to do is cross that last step over into 'and then execute that course of action'.

All the drone warfare in Ukraine?

EM jamming and literally hacking the things or their CnC systems is an effective counter, in certain situations.

So, how do you counter that?

One solution is keep an actual thin wire, like a TOW missile, connecting the operator and the drone. Gotta be a real long wire though.

Other solution?

Make the drone fully autonomous once its been locked in to a specific plan.

Don't worry though, I'm sure Pete Hegseth will navigate this tightrope about as well as traffic stop line walk test.

Probably because you didn't go to Wharton.

Hey that's Trump's alma mater, ay-oooh!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/yutingyue

Anyway, if somebody actually has a LinkedIn account for some reason, please do share any more details.

How come some 25yo person is a director at Facebook?

This reminds me of my 25-year-old coworker who was laid off recently. I once had to take him to pickup a scuba suit from Enterprise after he'd forgotten it in the trunk, and about a month later, his bicycle from police impound after he'd chained it to some random businesses door one evening and forgot to come back and get it for several days. He'd also go out late every night and then regularly fall asleep at his desk.

He's a great guy but I can't imagine how someone that age becomes director of anything let alone one at a conpany with 75k employees and a market cap of $1.6T.

The S in OpenClaw stands for security.

Wouldn't shock me if it locked that down. Or started changing passwords.

If I was a director of AI safety I wouldn’t let openclaw within 100feet of anything. Let alone my work machine.

"'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing, except when you're at a funeral"

• Demetri Martin

If the Director of AI Safety is plugging code with extensive security flaws documented and reported into their real life inbox, imagine the Average Joe.

Am I going to end up being one of those long bearded magicians that still know the old technology, that still can still save the day by using shell commands?

More like the long bearded homeless guy because you aren't sycophantic enough to get hired by these fuck ass companies

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It does things alright, the problem comes in the "not doing things" department

You'd think someone with such a high position would know better

No, you would not

She's lucky all she got were some deleted emails.
Given how insecure this whole ordeal is and the fact that she gave it full access to her REAL Inbox, someone could have phished the ever living fuck out of her and Meta just by sending an email with malicious prompt written on white text or hiding messages zero-width characters and other wacky antics.
Real Looney Tunes shit, congratulations to all involved.

Remarkably well composed after shooting himself

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

The people that design AI tools don't implement guardrails because then they'd have to admit AI is not ready for the shit they're trying to make