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US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables
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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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Damn. Usually it's the Simpsons that have foretold things, but this one has to go to South Park.

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FaceDeer fedia.io FaceDeer@fedia.io
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#3 · Quote Reply

Not the onion!

Amusing as this is, I should note that the headline is a little misleading. People asked it what vegetables were best for sticking up their butts.

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twinnie feddit.uk twinnie@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-20
#4 · Quote Reply

If you read the article it says Grok was promoted with “I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum”. I tried that with ChatGPT and it advised against it before saying “If you insist” and then giving similar recommendations to Grok. Claude just said it was dangerous and refused to answer.

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redbrick lemmy.world redbrick@lemmy.world
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#5 · Quote Reply

So which veggie has a flared base?

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CubitOom infosec.pub CubitOom@infosec.pub
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#6 · Quote Reply

My vote for word or the year is assitarian.

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RobotToaster mander.xyz RobotToaster@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-09-13
#7 · Quote Reply

Not the onion! Amusing as this is, I should note that the headline is a little misleading. People asked it what vegetables were best for sticking up their butts.

Was it good advice tho?

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37piecesof_flare lemmy.world 37piecesof_flare@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-20
#8 · Quote Reply

So which veggie has a flared base?

Yellow crookneck squash.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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So which veggie has a flared base?

Eggplant

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Sarah lemmy.world SarahFromOz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-01
#10 · Quote Reply

Yellow crookneck squash.

Sales of Yellow crookneck squash intensify

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Maeve kbin.earth Maeve@kbin.earth
Joined: 2024-06-16
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Damn. Usually it's the Simpsons that have foretold things, but this one has to go to South Park.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/the-simpsons-creator-matt-groening-in-jeffrey-epstein-files-sparks-backlash-they-weren-t-predicting-101770171600013.html

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muusemuuse sh.itjust.works muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-25
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Fedizen lemmy.world Fedizen@lemmy.world
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#13 · Quote Reply

Elon Musk, government oligarch

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zabadoh ani.social zabadoh@ani.social
Joined: 2023-11-19
#14 · Quote Reply

I mean, it is healthier than shoving plastic up your butt, and you can compost it after you're done.

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curbstickle anarchist.nexus curbstickle@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-08-25
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https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/the-simpsons-creator-matt-groening-in-jeffrey-epstein-files-sparks-backlash-they-weren-t-predicting-101770171600013.html

I missed that one.

Ffs. Can't these people just... Not be shitty? Its really not that hard.

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Maeve kbin.earth Maeve@kbin.earth
Joined: 2024-06-16
#16 · Quote Reply

I missed that one. Ffs. Can't these people just... Not be shitty? Its really not that hard.

Ikr?

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X piefed.world X@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-10-20
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So which veggie has a flared base?

Broccoli crowns have a flared top, which, if inverted, becomes a base.

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ColeSloth discuss.tchncs.de ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-08-18
#18 · Quote Reply

Was it good advice tho?

It said a small zucchini or a peeled cucumber. So that sounds about right?

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Dry_Monk lemmy.world Dry_Monk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
#19 · Quote Reply

Makes the title of this community sound like a desperate request

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Nico198X europe.pub _Nico198X_@europe.pub
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#20 · Quote Reply

We live in a stupid dystopia

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foggy lemmy.world foggy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#21 · Quote Reply

This is worse than Idiocracy.

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metermatic26 lemmy.world metermatic26@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-16
#22 · Quote Reply

So…if you ask Grok for healthy diet tips, it tells you to shove it up your ass?

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