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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
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It’s 1870. Outside a desert town sits a brothel, “THE WHOLE WAY INN,” beside rough heathland. In a room, a cowboy dresses beside a prostitute in bed. Cowboy: “THANK YOU, MISS. THAT SURE WAS LOVELY.” Prostitute: “BUT THE FUN AIN’T OVER YET, SUGAR.” The madam kicks the door open. [KICK] Madam: “THE FLOOR IS LAVA!” The cowboy grins and hangs from the door. Madam: “THE DOOR IS LAVA!” He jumps onto the prostitute. Madam: “THE WHORE IS LAVA!” Cowboy: “DAGNABBIT!” He jumps into the bedside drawer. Madam: “THE DRAWER IS LAVA!” He dives through the shutters. Cowboy: “OH C'MON!” Outside, he bounces down a hill into the heath bushes. [FLOF] The madam and prostitute lean out the window. Madam: “THE MOOR IS LAVA!” The cowboy bursts from the bushes riding a pig. Prostitute: “THE BOAR IS LAVA!” Cowboy: “HAHA! NICE TRY!” Cowboy: “THIS AIN’T NO BOAR! IT’S A HOG!” Madam: “GOLLY! YOU WIN AGAIN!” The cowboy rides off into the sunset. Cowboy: “THIS WAS FUN! SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK!”

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craftrabbit lemmy.zip craftrabbit@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-07-04
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This one is probably my favourite one of yours that I have seen thus far
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CustardFist Moderator CustardFist@feddit.nl
Joined: 2023-10-09
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craftrabbit wrote:
This one is probably my favourite one of yours that I have seen thus far

Aw. Thanks. 🤗
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