There’s a better way to make decisions. To understand it, you should know about Herbert Simon, a pioneer of artificial intelligence and cognitive psychology, as well as a Nobel laureate in economics.

His whole thing boils down to this part:

His eldest daughter, Katherine, recalled that he wore one brand of socks to avoid selecting color or style each morning, and owned exactly one black beret at a time, made at a particular haberdashery in Europe.

He was a rich jackass who could afford to not worry about shit.

Having that level of wealth is the "secret" to happiness for the vast amount of people

“Have Money”

as well as a Nobel laureate in economics

So a fake Nobel, then.

Is the secret to happiness dead white conservatives?