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Why don't they change the locks when Trump is away from the Whitehouse?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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TribblesBestFriend startrek.website TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
Joined: 2025-01-30
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The sucker is so oily that he slip right trough the cat door

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
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His tiny hands fit right inside the locks

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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Stephen Miller lives under the carpet by the front door so they never get the chance. He has already captured and sucked the bodily fluids completely out of 3 locksmiths that tried. They're still searching for the body of a 4th locksmith, but currently we believe Miller ate the entire body.

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
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What makes you think he knows where his keys are?

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

The CPC is much too occupied with serious matters to be playing pranks on an orangutan.

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