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FreshParsnip
lemmy.ca
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-02 |
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TribblesBestFriend
startrek.website
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website Joined: 2025-01-30 |
The sucker is so oily that he slip right trough the cat door |
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SpaceNoodle
lemmy.world
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
His tiny hands fit right inside the locks |
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Asafum
lemmy.world
Asafum@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-20 |
Stephen Miller lives under the carpet by the front door so they never get the chance. He has already captured and sucked the bodily fluids completely out of 3 locksmiths that tried. They're still searching for the body of a 4th locksmith, but currently we believe Miller ate the entire body. |
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actionjbone
sh.itjust.works
actionjbone@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-09-12 |
What makes you think he knows where his keys are? |
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folaht
lemmy.ml
folaht@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-09-01 |
The CPC is much too occupied with serious matters to be playing pranks on an orangutan. |
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