I was browsing the internet and stumbled across one of those “How much you should have saved by your age” charts.
I got scared, held my breath, and slammed the tab shut immediately.
Then I remembered I’m dropping a beat tape called Grid.
My love life is still off the grid, but at least the beats are right on it.
I tried to make a spark with someone, but apparently my flirting skills still need more Flint.

Grid Beat Tape is out now:
https://sagegreen86s.bandcamp.com/album/grid

This morning, I was waiting in line for a bathroom stall at my local train station when a guy ran up to me, handed me a $10 bill, and said, “I’m so sorry! Can I cut in front of you?”
He probably paid off about five people in total, so he spent around 50 bucks.
But if spending $50 means you don’t have to lose your dignity in a train station bathroom line, that’s actually a pretty good deal.