This is NOT a shitty question

Having watched it three times, I’m happy to keep this gem to myself. I don’t need to share this masterpiece with anyone. I’m keeping secret what treasures it holds.

Lee Iacocca once said, "No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?"

Chewie gets to spend time with a family that's never seen on screen in any of the other movies. He's done a lot for humanity, but what about his family?

And as Michael J. Fox once said, "Family is not an important thing. It's everything."

Forget that Mojo Nixon said, "Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him."

I am saw the premier on TV years old. I was their target demographic: a dumb kid who can be sold on franchise merch.