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cantankerous_cashew lemmy.world cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.world
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Pissmidget lemmy.world Pissmidget@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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Everyone knows lemons are just unripened oranges, that's why they taste sour...

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
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It's a hybrid, Lemorange!

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Lost_My_Mind lemmy.world Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-07
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It's a hybrid, Lemorange!

......that sounds good actually. Ugh! All this time scientists have spent on things like AIDS research, and vaccines, and we could have had a nice tasty frosty glass of Lemorangeaid!

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Lost_My_Mind lemmy.world Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-07
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Everyone knows lemons are just unripened oranges, that's why they taste sour...

I was born in 1983. Right in the midst of reagan times. So I don't know what lemons tasted like before reagan.

What I do know is that for my whole life, lemons have been sour.

Who's to say they aren't just sour about the prison industrial complex?

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certified_expert lemmy.world certified_expert@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-03
#6 · Quote Reply

So you "got a lemon".

hold on...

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PixellatedDave feddit.uk PixellatedDave@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-03-30
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It's a hybrid, Lemorange!

It's to make grandma's famous lemorade

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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EMERGENCY MEETING

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Fedegenerate fedinsfw.app Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-02-22
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Huh, I thought the 'line that processes lemons' and the 'line that processes oranges' would be seperate. At least seperate times to retool, if not seperate building, or even seperate countries.

TIL, citrus fruits all get sent to the same place and packaged there.

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myplacedk lemmy.world myplacedk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
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When you want to make lemonade, but life gives you oranges...

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Thorry feddit.org Thorry@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-08-30
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Imagine selling home grown organic lemons and then adding an ungodly amount of plastic to the packaging. Just add a little cardboard tag to the net. But the net is probably plastic as well, designed to perfectly trap wildlife once it gets dumped in the ocean.

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toynbee piefed.social toynbee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-12
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Have any of them been pilfered by the promiscuous?

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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muttering about lemon-stealing whores intensifies

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espentan lemmy.world espentan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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hoch lemmy.world hoch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
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muttering about lemon-stealing whores intensifies

They can't keep getting away with this!

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gravitas_deficiency sh.itjust.works gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
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They can't keep getting away with this!

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tpyo lemmy.world tpyo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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My high ass was trying to see amogus in the shape of the bag, then checked the comm, then reread the title, then tried to find amogus amongst the fruit

The comments made me realize I'm a dumbass and need to critically observe the info given

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Sunshine reddthat.com Sunshine@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-05-29
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Orange you glad to get a bonus orange?

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