Some days ago I shared a script that would transform basic kubernetes manifests into docker compose and caddyfile. It was heresy, but controlled heresy.

The voice never stopped. Now it's an ecosystem with its own package manager, and it does CRDs with custom operators. It's extendable. It's documented. It's an insult to kubernetes.

Now you too have to live knowing this exist. And i'm sorry

Update : and then it got worse https://dekube.io/

It's an insult to kubernetes

Is it though?

Yes, very much so

I was going to try to goad you into making it work with docker swarm, but then I realized it already does that. Bravo, you beautiful psychopath.

Yeah, the best approach would've been a two step devolve, given swarm can do similar things as daemonset, and multi replicas. But no, this is a one step lobotomy, no child nor women were spared

I wish half of the time at least a project status update was written in a fun way. Thanks for developing this further!

Acronyms, initialisms, abbreviations, contractions, and other phrases which expand to something larger, that I've seen in this thread:

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No issues. But if you want even worse : https://github.com/baptisterajaut/h2c-api

I swear the k8s brainrot has escaped containment

I haven't yet done a new update ; it has even gone worse since then, there has been a 3.0.0 incident

You have angered the helmsman Charon. Your misdeeds have been noted.