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The Picard Maneuver lemmy.world The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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Dudewitbow lemmy.zip Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-11-07
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i watched American Pie to know how they look like

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Bahnd Rollard lemmy.world Bahnd@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
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Here at Wages for Mages, we have all sorts of wizards for your magical staffing needs.

We have:

The Necromancer.
The Pyromancer.
The Pie Romancer.
The Street Magician
The Illusionist
The Kill-anything Wizard

And last of all...

The Math Wizard.

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DarkSirrush piefed.ca DarkSirrush@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-07
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100% read that in Ice King's voice.

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
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i watched American Pie to know how they look like

According to the first movie warm apple pie feels like penetration.

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Art3mis lemmy.world ThunderQueen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-15
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molten lemmy.world molten@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-28
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Wizzy gonna dick down that pie. Do some pieception. It wasn't a cream pie before but magic can make it happen.

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
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October lemmy.world edgemaster72@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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No, he's going to make love to it. Romantically. There's a difference.

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Ceruleum lemmy.wtf Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-02-04
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That's a very horny pie.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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Me, a Pansexual: Just give me the pie pan when you're done with the pie.

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Elshender sh.itjust.works Elshender@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-10-16
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Here at Wages for Mages, we have all sorts of wizards for your magical staffing needs. We have: The Necromancer. The Pyromancer. The Pie Romancer. The Street Magician The Illusionist The Kill-anything Wizard And last of all... The Math Wizard.

Dungeon Dynamite is such a great series.

https://youtu.be/oEmM_zKuTD0?t=236

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Impractical_Island lemmy.world Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-04-15
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If I eat the wizard who ate the pie, do I get powers of both the wizard and pie, or do I have to eat them as seperate entrees entirely? Thinking of the dank elves, of course. You know why.

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Soggy lemmy.world Soggy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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https://youtu.be/8NgIiTwKtws?t=11

First thing I thought of when I saw the title.

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Windex007 lemmy.world Windex007@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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