Anyone who uses "thine" in a sentence gets an extra toe on their dick.

Darude - Sandstorm

I wish OP had dickfingers

I wish you have a great day.

I wish that anyone whose wish involves harming other people, either physically, emotionally, or sarcastically, gets permanently flaccid dick toes, starting with Proprietary_Blend.

i wish i was rich enough to buy more politicians than the epsteins have already done.

Fully-automated luxury gay space communism

For every law enforcement agent in the world to decide to arrest Trump and not give up until they do

That we had justify in this world and to end all the wars and corruption on same day.

That or end to AI or climate change reversal.

I wish he was gone

And everyone knows who you mean

My top 3 worries these days are fascists, AI, and climate change. Pandemics are creeping up

By popular demand, your wish is my command!
...
It is done.
I have fulfilled your wish!

While I couldn't find your home address, judging by your username
I am 99.9% confident that you must be a space-faring Qgxbzzpltkpzj from planet Qq,
known to earthlings as Zeta Pictoris b.

Rejoice as your people are celebrating in the streets and have put an end to the evil tyrant Gjzrbl!
There's also a special celebratory planetwide light show awaiting for you if you were to arrive back to your home planet
thanking you for your decision and winning out the wish lottery.