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You can't park your Cybertruck in that reservoir mate!
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notsosure sh.itjust.works notsosure@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-10
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Only in America!

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scutiger lemmy.world scutiger@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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It's not parked, it's wading.

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RobotToaster mander.xyz RobotToaster@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-09-13
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It's not parked, it's wading.

Quackers.

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youcantreadthis quokk.au youcantreadthis@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-03-21
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Picture says they can

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Zier fedia.io Zier@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Let's find out if turds float.

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Hossenfeffer feddit.uk Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-14
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I mean, if you squint at a cybertruck really hard, and it’s parked behind a bush, and there’s a heat haze, and it’s dark, and you’ve got the wrong glasses on, and you’ve just been hit quite hard on the head with a lemon nailed to a cricket bat… it still doesn’t really look like the James Bond Lotus that could go underwater. I guess that’s what they were hoping for.

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FatVegan leminal.space FatVegan@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-11-05
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Only in America!

I saw a nazi mobile on the road here like two month ago and it made me upset

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Bluegrass_Addict lemmy.ca Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-10-21
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I mean, if you squint at a cybertruck really hard, and it’s parked behind a bush, and there’s a heat haze, and it’s dark, and you’ve got the wrong glasses on, and you’ve just been hit quite hard on the head with a lemon nailed to a cricket bat… it still doesn’t really look like the James Bond Lotus that could go underwater. I guess that’s what they were hoping for.

it's called Wade mode... ok

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Tylerdurdon lemmy.world Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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Let's find out if turds float.

Get your fiber and it does!

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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
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I saw a nazi mobile on the road here like two month ago and it made me upset

I have to see one almost every morning when dropping my kid off at school.

It somehow seems uglier over time.

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ThePantser sh.itjust.works ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-19
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His name wasn't Wade, that's the problem.

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Killer57 lemmy.ca Killer57@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-09
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At least he was arrested.

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bigbangdangler reddthat.com bigbangdangler@reddthat.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
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TIL that wade mode is not a Tesla exclusive. Every car can do it if you're dumb enough to drive into a reservoir.

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TachyonTele piefed.social TachyonTele@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-03
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Only in America!

And other countries!

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Malyca lemmy.zip Malyca@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-04-13
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I saw a nazi mobile on the road here like two month ago and it made me upset

Those things are like knives on wheels. Stay away from them unless you want to be cut up into pieces during an accident. I GTFO if I see one near me.

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Malyca lemmy.zip Malyca@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-04-13
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I have to see one almost every morning when dropping my kid off at school. It somehow seems uglier over time.

Me too. I live in a tiny rural town too, no idea why there's one of those here.

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notsosure sh.itjust.works notsosure@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-10
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And other countries!

Nah Europeans read manuals the right way up.

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kn0wmad1c programming.dev kn0wmad1c@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Iirc, tye cybertruck doesn't have a clear coat over its paint, so wouldn't doing this also rust the car?

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wewbull feddit.uk wewbull@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-22
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And other countries!

Well it's banned in Europe/UK. So, not there.

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TachyonTele piefed.social TachyonTele@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-03
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Well it's banned in Europe/UK. So, not there.

Well i mean, multiple people have said it's in thoer country so... shrug

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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TIL that wade mode is not a Tesla exclusive. Every car can do it if you're dumb enough to drive into a reservoir.

The VW Beetle was famous for it too, kinda.

Maybe it's a Nazi car thing. /s

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JohnSmith feddit.uk JohnSmith@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-14
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I mean, if you squint at a cybertruck really hard, and it’s parked behind a bush, and there’s a heat haze, and it’s dark, and you’ve got the wrong glasses on, and you’ve just been hit quite hard on the head with a lemon nailed to a cricket bat… it still doesn’t really look like the James Bond Lotus that could go underwater. I guess that’s what they were hoping for.

Oh it’ll go underwater just fine.

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