cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/60548872

Something something turbine something electricity something.

No, hamster wheel.

Haha turbine go brr

Bro just plug your phone into the uranium rod directly. Checkmate power company.

Boil water to rurn turbine is most energy generate. Wind is spin "turbine", hydro is spin turbine. Only photo is different.

Still only spin generator like all other except photo.

I know it's a comic but I'm tired of this. The high heat capacity and abundance of water make it excellent for energy transfer. But it's not the source of energy. The source is what distinguishes different types of generators, not the engineering logistics of transfer.

Dyson sphere or Penrose process

You can try supercritical CO2 now if you don't like water.

look into reactor
it's boiling water

Back when electric cars were uncool, BMW tried adding a little bit of steam to their cars:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbosteamer

Anything to avoid giving up the toxic unreliable rube-goldbergian fossil-fueled mess, anything but the beautiful simplicity of electricity.

But supercritical CO2 is just CO2 you tricked into acting kinda like water sometimes

YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST WORST IDEA

what if we built a teensy helios 1 on top of a car to boil water while driving. like a mr fusion. we could have espresso!

how's my phone gonna get all the way up my butthole though

Okay. But did it have one of those steam whistles, like on the old railroad? I feel like it would have done better on the market with a nice choo choo.