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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/CertainlyNotKnew on 2026-05-22 20:39:53+00:00.

Not much else to say. I’m (29M) a fidgety person and have had many close calls with sticking my fingers and knees into small spaces, but today I got curious and had an intrusive thought and now my pinky is stuck stuck in a glass bottle.

I’m afraid to break it because I might cut myself. I’ve been jammed up for like twenty minutes and starting to panic haha. I have no idea why I pushed it so hard in there, it was very obvious my knuckle was too fat to fit but if anything I’m a stubborn person. I tried soap but I couldn’t get the part that’s stuck slippery enough to have it slide out.

Any ideas?????? Also, has anyone else ever gotten stuck at an unacceptable age or am I just inordinately dumb?

TL;DR I am too old but I am stuck in a bottle and cannot remove it

EDIT- UPDATE- I am free. A friend came over with a hammer and we chipped away at the problem. Then I swore her to secrecy. Seriously if anyone else had a stuck story please share it so I don’t feel this bad about myself. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP!!!!