I am what I eat 🥲

Can I get that with cream of sumyunguy to dip?

Double roasted chicken.

The word they're probably going for is pullet, a hen that hasn't yet started laying eggs.

Virgin chicken

I get it. No need to roast me anymore.

Are you a virgin because you're chicken? It's okay - most everybody's nervous their first time...

Capon, if anyone is wondering what the translation is trying to say.

Meanwhile in France: https://whysofrance.com/news/redefining-the-menu-sandrine-rousseaus-animal-carcass-proposal-sparks-outrage-in-lyon/

Ah neat, my guess was going to be "virgin roasted chicken" which could possibly refer to the oil or herbs used to baste or braise the chicken.

We're out of sumyunguy are you okay with sumolgai?

Boogers and lead-based paint chips?

The Summarize via AI buttons are the dumbest thing i've seen in a while. At least do it server-side, only one time per article? That is, if you rather pay the subscription than the author a bit extra for the summary.

No idea, but good point. That's the first website with english version of this news

I shall replace it with something better.

Sorry, was OT, and not against you.

Personally I think they're referring to a Capon. A rooster who had its testicles removed before "puberty". This is done to make dual purpose birds (egg and meat) more palatable for meat purposes.

Ugh, I hate it when the most annoying people on the internet break containment and affect the rest of the world 😮‍💨

it's called a poussin over here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poussin_(chicken)

not really. the Chinese literally means spring chicken, so

According to Apple translate: “Italian Grilled Spring Chicken”

NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.

So definitely not spit roasted then.

Using olive oil that Extra never had sexual life.

Smoky gouda FTW

I think of it like this

You should try the lightly fucked variety next.

That chicken just never had a cock

Sweet

Huh, my guess was capon

Hey we called it that first !

That means nothing to me. Still had to look it up.

A capon is a male chicken that has been castrated or neutered, either physically or chemically, to improve the quality of its flesh for food

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capon

More like ass and pussy 😎😎😎

…that is to say I am half cat, half donkey. I ate what came naturally in the forests outside town.

Now I am cursed to what I am; a cat-donkey centaur.

My life is pain. Kill me. Kill me now.

Glad I could give you another thing in the list of stupid things we do to harm creatures that gives middling returns on quality that we otherwise wouldn't miss.

They locked that guy up.

Chicken M'lady, my favorite

Me-haw!

No thanks. I'll have the twice fucked pork

how do they grill an entire nation?

Do you also come naturally in the forest?

I mean how can I not with all that wood?