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The original was posted on /r/polandball by /u/polandballmod on 2026-05-25 19:38:43+00:00.

Hello manic medics, nervous nurses, and doctors of the it's-not-just-a-PhD variety!

Our contest Partition Clinic has concluded, and what a day we've had on the operating room floor today! We've had all manner of patients roll in today, but we do have a brief moment of respite now before our shifts continue (gotta love residency)! Ten patients came in here, and while we were able to see a few of them off by just giving them a little acetaminophen, we did have to resort to more drastic measures to save some of the unlucky souls we had to care for. Amputations and vivisections were the order of the day, but even our trained saw-wielders weren't able to save everyone. After all, especially with someone who's been our Patient of the Month nine times before...

...there's only so much you can do to save someone from themselves.

With 8.33 points, please give a round of applause to...

His Grand Ducal Highness Arcivévoda Nassau18b of Nasavrky

with

It sadly became necessary to kill Yugoslavia in order to save Yugoslavia

With Nassau's tenth pair of hussar wings - only the second artist ever to reach that amount - they are awarded the title of Arcivévoda, as well as a pair of golden wings for the month!

• With 7.33 points, second place goes to /u/makarone2000 and their piece Medical malpractice. They are therefore awarded with a pair of silver wings for the month!
• Finally, with 7.17 points, the third place goes to /u/LFelipe01_ and their piece Dr. Tonga's Clinic. They are therefore awarded with a pair of bronze wings for the month!
• In addition, with 7.00 points, our coveted Mod's Choice Participation award goes to /u/LordNotriel and their piece Don't do this at home, kids! (or anywhere else, really...). Here's a little ribbon to put next to your name for that

Here are the full results:

Our invited judge for this contest was /u/Scub_, last month's Hussar. Thanks to them for their participation!

The updated annual rankings can be found here.

Thank you to everybody who participated in this contest! We hope to see you all around for the next contest. Make sure you congratulate the winners!

Cheers,

The /r/polandball modteam