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My pot roast only took an hour to cook why yall be lying like it take all day
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Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-04
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User Lay Lay says: "My pot roast only took an hour to cook why yall be lyin like it take all day." To which user Nate Conner II says: "I bet that shit taste like an alternator belt."
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ChicoSuave lemmy.world ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
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One hour pot roast is a secret gym exercise to strengthen the mandibular muscles
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finalarbiter lemmy.dbzer0.com finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-16
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Maybe in a pressure cooker? I can do brisket in mine and it takes ~1.5 hours + prep time
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Wren Moderator Wren@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-04
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finalarbiter wrote:
Maybe in a pressure cooker? I can do brisket in mine and it takes ~1.5 hours + prep time

True, pressure cookers are a wonder.
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DragonAce lemmy.world DragonAce@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
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My ex did this by accident when she got a new crockpot. The "warm" setting cooked that fucker all the way thru in a matter of 2 hours. Even being fully submerged in broth, that shit ended up being tough as leather and was pretty much inedible.
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atomicbocks sh.itjust.works atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-16
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finalarbiter wrote:
Maybe in a pressure cooker? I can do brisket in mine and it takes ~1.5 hours + prep time

I am so irritated that Instant Pot got private equitied.
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