As the top official, you'd think he'd be in a position to improve it, so to speak.

Listen, man, if they're just going to sit there limp like they're nailed to a crucifix, there's only so much the top can do.

Hey, he’s not the CEO of Sex, only the CEO has that power

Maybe he'd prefer being a bottom?

In their defense. Having a life size full color sculpture of a dead guy nailed to some planks in the room with you, is a real mood killer.

Speak for yourself

Ewwww

Considering that's three of the members of Rammstein, that's probably on-brand honestly

To be fair, he is shredded. Almost every version of him you see on the cross has him with abs!

Tryna find that Vatty daddy

CrossFit

I have no idea what's going on with the Avengers these days. Why is Spiderman gripping Iron man's prayer beads so intently?

Conclave if it was good.

I'd be cross if someone nailed me to a piece of wood as well!

We're gonna have a Conclave, all the way through the night. We're gonna have a Conclave until the smoke turns white!

(Courtesy of Mara Wilson, of all people)

Yes..

Tropic Thunder.

No kink-shaming, you're weird, too, and you know it.

Cause Ant-Man's not around to get between them.

If I had been drinking something I would have spit it out when I read this.

Then you've not seen this?

https://youtu.be/1q31CCDVdas

Gay Orgies In Portugal Parish Houses Reported To Police

I feel guilty when I'm not walking... and that motivates me!

Such a dumb, great movie.

I even liked the advertisements at the beginning, and I block every ad!

A friend who was with me in the theater was hella confused about that. Especially about booty sweat 😂

I hope one bad experience doesn’t spoilt it for him long term. Stay strong!

Mara Wilson had some good shitposts on Twitter. One of the few follows I miss from that site.