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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Embarrassed_Elk9437 on 2026-05-27 07:29:42+00:00.


My roommate and I just moved into her newly built, slightly isolated house, about two months ago and we’re still getting used to it’s little quirks, and still finding new places to put things. Recently, my roommate put a whole pergola, and outdoor lounge area right outside of my bedroom window, which is right next to the backdoor. I try to be mindful at night, especially since I’m renting and can’t make unnecessary holes, means I have no blinds, only curtains on a tension rod.

Today, I turned in early for the night so I could relax on my own before heading to bed. I decided it was a good night to have a little spicy time so I lit a candle, took out my favorite toy, and put on a sexy scene from a show. Everything was going fine, I was almost there, hit my point, fireworks, moaning, etc. mission complete. Suddenly, I hear quietly, from literally the other side of my window, not two feet away from my head, “Come on X, are you done? Let’s go back inside.” I thought she had stuck her dog outside to go to the bathroom while she prepped for bed, but apparently she had quietly set herself up outside of my window, while I was having myself a good time inside.

Had I know she was there, I would have stopped immediately. Fingers crossed, this is one of those things we just never bring up and it will die with us.

TL;DR: Friend heard me getting off in my room while she took her dog out to go potty.

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