Cryptocryptofinance - this one will make you rich, believe me bro

I mean that last one is just topology

I'd love to be a cryptoanthropologist, studying the cultural impact of artificial lighting on shadow people and their societies.

Of course I can speak lovecraftian elder god, I got my BA in cryptoetemology!

I bet cryptopaleontology is booming with the consistent Jurassic World releases.

I'm quite sure Mr. H. P. Lovecraft would have loved to contribute.

otherwise just called “crypto”

Cryptoastromony - some stars move around, but only when they're on the day side.

The cryptogeography example is just French Guiana.

Aren’t they all describing the essence of SCP?

Cryptogeometry is 4d geometry for people who just can't fathom it like me.

Cryptophysics is just quantum physics

Crypto bro-ology :NFTs will make you fucking rich bro

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Yeah I was going to say, if this sounds interesting check out reading There is No Antimemetics Division

Cryptobotany stories exist, Vita Carnis is one lol

A quite good one in fact

Squarcle. Trhonbus. Ovalellagram.

I regret to inform you that cryptogeography does exist, it's in that weirdly nazi end of the Atlantis myth which supposes the existence of Lemuria, Hyperboria and most alarmingly Thule.

The Exploring Series is currently doing a multi-part reading of it on YouTube and I honestly feel like he's a great entry point for anyone to get into SCP as a media. Not only does he have this dry, burocratic voice that fits the vibe of someone reading these things at a mandatory training seminar, but he has an amazing joke delivery when he makes them, and he actually elaborates on the situation at the end and when it gets too heady. Having him expound on fifthism is the only reason I understand the narrative because most of the references and implications flew way over my head.

Crypto bro-ology implies the existence of ordinary bro-ology, which is how we discovered the bro code.

Bro-ology, first founded by Brosef Brochevsky. With his simple declaration. Bros before Hoes.

We've already got the squircle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squircle

In the manga/anime Mushishi there is a moving mountain

cryptocryptography

nornal cryptography but I password encrypted all the textbooks

For more interesting cryptobotany, Gemini Home Entertainment could also be considered cryptobotany

A mountain is something you don't want to fuck with, don't want to fuck with, don't fuck around

DON'T FUCK AROOOOOOUND

Cryptography: you'll never guess the message hidden in this random string of characters!

🙄 suuuure

Now I must learn the squigonometric functions and use them to solve an indefinite integral because I can.

Cryptocosmology

This star is alive and eating planets.

Also Cthulhu

Awesome I’ll check it out today thank you :-)

Cryptogeography sounds like colonialism 🤔

Crypto crypto: obviously I'm referring to cryptography

isn't that just the voynich manuscript? Plus cryptobotany for extra spice

I thought that it had been established that the Voynich was basically a fancy version of the doodle pad that used to sit by the phone and that there was no special meaning to it.