See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors

Vagina dentata

Stand back, I'm going in!

Teeth was a great documentary movie about vagina dentata.

I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.

She was into Conan O'Brien.

Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat

You make it sound like a bad thing?

Doesn't matter, had sex

which part is a bad thing?

none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o'brien. we broke up after two months.

You could've met half way with Conan the Barbarian.

Hellish good sex!

neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.

but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.

I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.

ram

Can be good advice for working with one of these

Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.

Is it that time again already?

Hail Satan

So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?

That's fucking metal

or diablo o'brien

No, it’s fucking Satan.

Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!

That's just how it is during a period

Still would

If you don’t look, there’s no blood!

You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.

Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible

Is there a difference?

No, it's fuck Satan.

I respectfully disagree

it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.

i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y'all made me smile so (＾ω＾) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me

That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???

You also put a towel underneath and don't look at that either.

You would!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)

Fuck don't show this to christians!

If that's how you like it I can.

Pee is stored in the Balrogs.

Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?

dodge

Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase!

That vagina is spiky and on fire.

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

I'm so glad this site is still running!

And this was BEFORE that movie, too!

Believe it or not, more worries.

For the rest of your days!